TIM's definitions

midging

Having sex with midgets in order to make your dick appear bigger.

I did some midging last night and now I feel like a rock star.

When I am feeling down and out all I need is a little midging.

by Tim April 7, 2004

tween

8-14 year old's. Generally female. Trying desprately to be a teenager but still a child. Spends on average 1-2 billion dollars a year. A product of celebrity influences. Support celebrities such as Hilary Duff, Lindsey Lohan and Delta Goodrem.

Nearly all females in the tween age group. Use slang such as 'lyk' instead of 'like' 'h8' instead of 'hate', ect.

by tim May 13, 2005

beaujolais

Urban-
adj : bunk somtimes laughable; poor quality; in bad taste

Popular Definition-
n : dry fruity light red wine drunk within a few months after it is made; from the Beaujolais district in southeastern France

the music was so awfully bad that it was beaujolais.

by tim April 16, 2005

Put your head in a bag

To surripiteously smoke a bowl on the beach by getting low to the ground and sticking your head in your backpack like you are looking for something. You then proceed to light up.

I put my head in my bag on the beach today.

by Tim June 10, 2003

macy

1. the target of tims cupcakes
2. a pussy; a person with no balls that wont ask whats on their minds

LOOK AT THAT MACY

*throws cupcake*

by tim September 25, 2004

Sloot

Any girl who puts out all the time, also known as a slut

That sloot fucked four guys last nite

by Tim February 13, 2003

blite

Black person trying to be white.

Oprah is very blite, and loves to get money from white PTA mothers.

by tim December 9, 2004