TIM's definitions

ricky wong

sex god! sex god! sex god! sex god! sex god! sex god! sex god! sex god! sex god! sex god! sex god! sex god! sex god! sex god! sex god! sex god! sex god! sex god! sex god! sex god! sex god! sex god!

*Ricky enters room*
*all the girls faint*

by tim April 13, 2005

Ton

a friend (usually a tonya) that makes you feel good when you feel like shit, cares about others, and is a "superior" friend

A Tonya with the last name begining with an R

by Tim April 20, 2005

delsnick

The shaft a male uses to stab his female counterpart.

Your mom is so hot I'd toss her the delsnick in a second.

by Tim January 25, 2005

lush

British slang term to describe something pleasing or desirable.

"that girl is fucking lush"
"i had the most lush milkshake last night"

by Tim March 18, 2005

asshell

Cry of derision or dismay, often indicating frustration

Why is That Fucking Seventies Show on twice daily and the Simpsons are only on once?!! Asshell!

by Tim February 6, 2004

Jeekus Lou

Used as an "ism." Often used to express reactions to unbelievably stupid, random, or anything else worthy of saying Jeekus Lou, because hey, even if it doesn't make sense it still sounds cool.

Also, Jeekus is Jesus, and Lou is his mechanic. And Cal Poly Owns UCSB. That is all

Jeekus Lou Tim! I can't believe you did that to Amanda!

Jeekus Lou Tim! You are so corny!

Tim, Jeekus Lou!

by Tim May 10, 2004

northern army

A group led by Chris Brown of Salem. This group of pansies run around wearing fake armor and hit eachother with cardboard swords.

The Hot Karls will destroy the Northern Army.

by Tim June 30, 2003