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A broken man whose lot in life has repeatedly given him the most menial tasks imaginable.
Hey McSucks! Get up to the top of that smokestack and change the damn lightbulb!
McSucks by Tim February 6, 2004

MCfuckstick 

An insult used in the north east of England used to describe a person that has just crossed into the realm of an uber dickhead
You fine sir are a MCfuckstick
MCfuckstick by Mr Awesome The First September 6, 2009

McSuckIt 

1.A game combo of blackjack and war.
2.Travel to the local McDonalds and order a blowjob.
3.A random insult with a Mc at the front.
Let's go order a McSuckit at McDonalds.

Poker sucks-lets play McSuckit.

slutty mcfucksalot 

a hott vballer, likes to cuddle with spacey mcdrinksalot, hang with farty mcshitssalot, and grind with sexy mcdancesalot
there goes slutty mcfucksalot table dancing again
slutty mcfucksalot by kemsft December 2, 2007

McSuckOff 

When a girl with so much makeup that she looks like Ronald McDonald gives you a blow job.
Person 1: "I just got a McSuckOff by Ashley"
Person 2: "Nice bro!"
McSuckOff by LIMPBIZKUTFAN4EVER August 8, 2014

Sucky McSuckerson 

Somebody was has been fired for days and still is stupid enough to show up for work.
Hey Sucky McSuckerson, what the heck are you doing here, you were fired days ago!
Sucky McSuckerson by janay liss March 12, 2010
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026
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