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blorgenajoog

An expletive word meaning
Damnit life couldnt suck anymore than it does at this point in time

used frequently by goths


FREE JIMMY CHONG!!!!!

Man my penis just fell off, Blorgenajoog!

by the dude September 1, 2004

scene

Usually divided between certain types of music (Indie, Punk, hXc, what-fucking ever). The members of each scene usually conform to a certain type of dress and even type of thinking. Scenesters typically react to the other scenes with disgust and contempt.

In other words, it's white youth's answer to fucking street gangs.

I can't even go to fucking local shows without having to deal with pussies with eyeliner, retards with X's Sharpied on their hands or snobby douchbags in vintage T-Shirts. Thanks scenesters! Thanks a fucking bunch!

by The Dude February 15, 2005

we need to talk

That's what a woman says to her boyfriend when he fucked up.

If your woman says this, run because you're fucked!

by The Dude November 11, 2004

fapie

Fapie is a derivative of the word fape. It has two meanings: 1. the state of being faped; 2. pronoun used as the second word in a two-noun phrase.

1. That dude was getting his fapie on.
2. Consider "Overlook Cafe," which becomes "OverlookFapie" under this pronoun convention

by The Dude December 6, 2004

magnum

an amazing rapper that is a division of NDIA and uses hard hitting lyrics to get his thoughts through

Yo dat magnum song wuz da shyt niga...

by The Dude February 14, 2007

sonyo

1. noun, Any white, asian, or hispanic suburban youth who believes in fact that they are a black gangster, they wear basketball jerseys with a black man's name on the back, wear baggy clothing, roll on 20's which are really 12's from Wall-Mart, and they ask you to smoke their weed with their bitches, also they go up to you and say "yo son yo yo son son yo".

This kid came up to me from Greenwich and was like "yo son, son yo, yo son"

by the dude February 1, 2005

Blitzkrap

Derive from the German word "Blitzkrieg" which means lightning war, blitzkrap is the act of lightning shitting. This is to take a dump in as little time as possible, pushing as hard as you can to get it out. Can be used when short of time but you're starting to turtle head. Warning: Blitzkrap is an art. Know your limits and don't push to hard or you'll blow your o ring

"Dude we gotta go the candy shop closes in 5 minutes"
"Okay give me one second and I'll take a blitzkrap."

Dick was on a date with a girl when he suddenly had to #2. Embarassed his date would know what he was doing if he took too long in the bathroom, Dick blitzkrapped and got back to his date.

by The Dude February 4, 2005