out of kilter

not functioning right, out of order

My alarm clock is out of kilter.

by The Return of Light Joker January 15, 2009

cotton mouth

xerostomia, dryness of the mouth

I had major a terrible case of cotton mouth from sweating all day.

by The Return of Light Joker October 30, 2008

katrinka

an old car

Katrinka after katrinka was arranged on the lawn.

by The Return of Light Joker August 15, 2011

gum

1. to mess up, to ruin

2. to talk

Don't gum it up. You don't why it does what it does.

by The Return of Light Joker June 15, 2009

mouthpiece

1. a lawyer

2, a spokesperson, a spokesman or woman

The Mouthpiece for the government lied about what happened.

by The Return of Light Joker June 20, 2008

yo-yo

1. an indecisive person

2. to be indecisive

3. a stupid or obnoxious person

4. a sexually promiscuous person(from the notion that the such a person has so much indiscriminate sex that their pants go up and down like a yo-yo)

He must be the biggest yo-yo ever.

by The Return of Light Joker January 11, 2008

pineapple

1. a fragmentation grenade of any other type of hand grenade(because the surface is similar to a pineapple)

2. a job seekers allowance(the word dole, refers to this and a brand of various fruits, such as pineapple)

The gangster tried to toss a pineapple into the police car but missed.

by The Return of Light Joker February 22, 2008