Zapper

1.a remote controller, usually one for a television

2.a person who constantly changes the television channel

Put the zapper away when you are done with it.

by The Return of Light Joker January 22, 2009

squirt

1. a young child

2. to urinate

3. to orgasm (usually for a man and sometimes a woman)

Some arrogant squirt was in the stall squirting.

by The Return of Light Joker August 20, 2010

Kamikaze

Violent, reckless, suicidal, and self destructive (from the suicide attacks that the Japanese fighter pilots launched on American vehicles if they felt they were going to lose a fight)

This guy thought his Kamikaze strategy would usher in sucess for the team, but he was wrong.

by The Return of Light Joker June 06, 2009

woodpecker of mars

fly agaric, a poisonous and hallucinogenic mushroom.

He was in the emergency room thanks to the woodpecker of mars.

by The Return of Light Joker March 25, 2010

empty suit

a person of seeming distinction who is actually a product of Publicity

Andrew Wakefield is an empty suit. His study was discredited.

by The Return of Light Joker May 08, 2010

cry in one's beer

to feel sorrow or pity for oneself

This idiot does nothing but cry in his beer when talking with me. (example of cry in one's beer)

by The Return of Light Joker December 03, 2011

play possum

1. pretend to be dead

2. to pretend to be vulnerable to avoid or entrap someone or something

(from a the fact that the Virgina opossum reacts to threats by feigning death)

He tried to play possum, but he couldn't fool me.

by The Return of Light Joker November 30, 2010