THe Return of Light Joker's definitions

country club

pertaining to wealthy people and things that characterize them
(from the term for private, exclusive, recreational sporting clubs)

Don't even bother with those, isolationist, country club types.

by The Return of Light Joker December 29, 2011

itchy feet

the desire to travel

He had itchy feet, but couldn't leave due to the state of emergency.

by The Return of Light Joker October 15, 2011

glamourpuss

a beautiful and attractive female

His sister couldn't have been more of a glamourpuss.

by The Return of Light Joker June 2, 2011

queen it

to behave in a refined and arrogant way

She always has to queen it in front of my friends.

by The Return of Light Joker April 17, 2009

idiot light

a light used to announce a malfunction in a system, especially in a automobile

That idiot light goes on over the smallest things.

by The Return of Light Joker March 28, 2010

bozo filter

a desirable but non existant device that would automatically exclude from the network, anyone known to do things that lead to problems

He would still be to cheap to afford a bozo filter if it existed.

by The Return of Light Joker February 1, 2010

Apple tax

the steeper price paid for Apple products in comparison to the equally effective products of competitors.

The Apple tax hits users in the wallet.

by The Return of Light Joker October 13, 2011