THe Return of Light Joker's definitions

underdog

a person who is unlikely to win in a competition or is at a disadvantage

He was the underdog but he came out on top anyway.

by The Return of Light Joker December 9, 2008

nest egg

a cache of money saved for a specific purpose (such as an emergency)

They went for the nest egg but forgot where it was.

by The Return of Light Joker October 7, 2009

anal applause

an audible release of intestinal gas through the anus

That anal applause would have peel the paint of of the walls of my basement.

by The Return of Light Joker March 13, 2010

invent the wheel

to unnecessarily work on an task that has already been basically completed

Come on, Relax. It's no reason to invent the wheel.

by The Return of Light Joker September 21, 2009

blue-collar ballet

Professional wrestling (perhaps because most matches have predetermined outcomes)

I don't care for blue-collar ballet.

by The Return of Light Joker December 30, 2011

licker

a person's tounge

Your licker is hanging out of your mouth.

by The Return of Light Joker March 13, 2009

flash in the pants

a momentary burst of sexual arousal (a pun on flash in the pan)

I had a flash in the pants from thinking about the night before, but realized I can't let it interrupt my work.

by The Return of Light Joker November 1, 2011