helm

the glans(tip) of one's penis

I think I just chaffed my helm on my zipper.

by The Return of Light Joker January 17, 2008

bag of antlers

an emaciated underweight woman, especially a model or actress (derogatory, supposedly her rib bones protruding from her skin would resemble a a pair of in a burlap sack)

As far a celebrities go, she is looking more like a bag of antlers every week.

by The Return of Light Joker April 25, 2011

push-over

a person who falters or gives in quickly

The last guy was such a push-over.

by The Return of Light Joker July 07, 2010

rogues' gallery

1. a police collection of photos of criminals

2. any group of unsavory people

I think the rogues' gallery could use a bit of updating.

by The Return of Light Joker January 11, 2008

eat humble pie

to apologize for and face humiliation for a serious error

It was the governments turn to eat humble pie.

by The Return of Light Joker December 29, 2008

pork barrel

the funding of projects that a localized to a specific area but with the costs spread across all taxpayers

Pork barrel spending is an 800 pound gorilla. Many politicians say they will stop it but don't.

by The Return of Light Joker May 12, 2009

boff

1. a strike with the fist

2. to strike someone or something with one's fist

3. to copulate

4. an instance of copulation

Did he just boff the the mascot and run in broad daylight.

by The Return of Light Joker January 03, 2008