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Slamputee

The beating from one lacking limbs.
Damn, James Joyce! If you didn't eat him that fast, that guy woulda went Slamputee on yo' ass... Fosheezie!
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Word

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Pedestrian

An awesome form of speedbump, mainly involving screaming and blood effect
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Crunk Cup

A goblet or chalice that "pimps" carry around with them at social gatherings. Usually ridiculously decorated in a "sparkly" fashion. In fact, it looks like someone gave a kid with ADD infinite access to a "Bedazzler" and a china cabinet. Usually carries around "Cristal" (krih-stahl) immitations and such.
"That cup's spackled more with diamonds than my toilet with shit after I eat too mush Taco del Mar!"
"Word dawg, thass a Crunk Cup all up in dis."
"So that's what happened to my goddamn Bedazzler..."
"Niggah what?"
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Bling-Bling

Jewelry or Riches.
Mainly "Gold" or "Platinum" and "Diamonds" are the source of all of this.
Man, you see dat wiggah? He be bling-blingin' it up, Fosheezie!
mugGet the Bling-Blingmug.

Sodomite

One who "Rams" "Objects" or "Organisms" "Up" "Their" "Ass" or simply that guy who watches you in your sleep... Man! He's a Sodomite!
DAMNIT SODOMITE! Did I not tell you this isn't James Joyce's House?! Just go! He's free-of-charge!
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Corpsicle

When a deceased male obtains an erection.
Caitlin-Brea's favourite pass-time.
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