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Pedestrian

An awesome form of speedbump, mainly involving screaming and blood effect
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Crunk Cup

A goblet or chalice that "pimps" carry around with them at social gatherings. Usually ridiculously decorated in a "sparkly" fashion. In fact, it looks like someone gave a kid with ADD infinite access to a "Bedazzler" and a china cabinet. Usually carries around "Cristal" (krih-stahl) immitations and such.
"That cup's spackled more with diamonds than my toilet with shit after I eat too mush Taco del Mar!"
"Word dawg, thass a Crunk Cup all up in dis."
"So that's what happened to my goddamn Bedazzler..."
"Niggah what?"
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Fugger

Come 'ere and shut the Faulk up, or the last thing goin' through yer 'ead'll be my boot ya Stoopid Fugger!
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Sodomite

One who "Rams" "Objects" or "Organisms" "Up" "Their" "Ass" or simply that guy who watches you in your sleep... Man! He's a Sodomite!
DAMNIT SODOMITE! Did I not tell you this isn't James Joyce's House?! Just go! He's free-of-charge!
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Bah!

Expression used when an undesired event takes place
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Frotter

To gain erotic pleasure from rubbing up against random strangers in crowded public areas.
When you feel somebody "Accidently" bump in to you or touch you and they "Apologize"... They are creaming their pants... That, my friend, is Frotterism!
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