Black and Decker Pecker Wrecker

(n.) A black chick with braces.

See Pecker Wrecker

Shanti is one Black and Decker Pecker Wrecker, I oughta drop a Cleveland Steamer on her.

by Thor November 04, 2004

whelp

Whelp means "a puppy/pussy".

You know the saying, "If you can't run with the dogs, go sit on the porch with the rest of the puppies." It's kind of like calling someone a pussy. EX: Dude, you're a fucking whelp puppy, pussy. EX 2: Someone goes to a concert on a Sunday night and has work the next day, a REAL man would go, but a whelp a.k.a. pussy/puppy would stay home because he wouldn't "feel up to it".

by Thor April 03, 2005

thetable

The coolest place ever, forever documented at www.thetable.tk

"In other news, corporate giant thetable inc. recently acquired Microsoft, making this their third major business takeover this month."

by Thor August 23, 2004

Butterface

Chick with a hell of a nice body, but the face is ugly.

She looked real good... but her face (butterface)

by Thor March 03, 2003

Poobic Punch

n. A scenario in which you punch someone in the balls that they shit themselves.

He was being a fagtoast so I gave him a poobic punch he won't soon forget.

by Thor November 02, 2004

(v.) rush

To seriously fuck someone up.

We just rushed Eddie and now his asshole hurts a shit ton.

by Thor December 10, 2004

ass rocket

Violent, destructive defication. When it is so violent that you have to strap on to the toilet seat to keep from balsting off.

1. Shane suffers from IBS, which causes him to have an Ass Rocket everyday after lunch

2. That was some Ass Rocket... i had to strp in to keep from hitting the roof.

by Thor May 13, 2005