dobber

Synonymous with Chav or Pikey,but usually slightly older.

Dobbers usually wander around in pairs wearing sports casual clothing,the males usually carry a stick (in case the DSS see them) & the females usually wear black leggings & teddy bear t shirts.They are usually excessively overweight & commonly call their offspring Chantelle or Aaron.
by The Professor June 03, 2004
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bouncing betty

A type of landmine characterized by its detonation only when pressure that has been placed on it has been released. After release, the mine springs into the air spewing shrapnel in all directions.
The private stepped on the bouncing betty and took out the whole platoon.
by The Professor November 08, 2003
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Patrick Moore

Give him a mallet, and he becomes a real Patrick Moore.
by The Professor November 08, 2003
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Price Range

The acceptable age range for one's dating prospects. This can be a stated range (i.e. "I tend to date women in their late-twenties, but my price range is 26-34."), or, it can be based on one's dating choices/behavior (i.e. "Damn dude, I didn't think 21 year olds were still in your price range.")
While I usually like younger women, she's 34, which is still in my price range.
by The Professor June 19, 2004
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Booleanographer

One certified in Internet Searching by the International Booleanography Society at Roni00.com
Nigel couldn't find the lyrics for his favorite song, so he called upon the local Booleanographer. Needless to say, the result was good.
by The Professor February 10, 2005
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babosity

the noun form of babelicious. A high concentration of this in a woman will cause in observant males a swelling of the nether region.
Why look, Chauncey, that young lady appears to have a significant babosity quotient.

You're so right, Basil.
by the professor October 14, 2004
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air force one

The presidents personal mode of transportation to all things that he needs to look cool at.
The president is going to meet with the rockin' prime minister from the czech republic. He'd better take Air Force One
by The Professor June 29, 2004
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