THE PROFESSOR's definitions
the third fate in Greek mythology who cuts the thread of life after Clothos spins it, and Lachesis measures it
by The Professor June 29, 2004

The man who sings
I'm a lumberjack and I'm O.K.
I sleep all night and I work all day
I cut down trees, I eat my lunch,
I go to the lavatory.
On Wednesdays I go shopping
And have buttered scones for tea.
CHORUS
He's a lumberjack and he's O.K.
He sleeps all night
And Works all day.
I chop down trees, I skip and jump
I like to press wild flowers
I put on women's clothing
And hang around in bars
I cut down trees, I wear high heels
Suspenders and a bra.
I want to be a girlee
Just like my dear papa.
I sleep all night and I work all day
I cut down trees, I eat my lunch,
I go to the lavatory.
On Wednesdays I go shopping
And have buttered scones for tea.
CHORUS
He's a lumberjack and he's O.K.
He sleeps all night
And Works all day.
I chop down trees, I skip and jump
I like to press wild flowers
I put on women's clothing
And hang around in bars
I cut down trees, I wear high heels
Suspenders and a bra.
I want to be a girlee
Just like my dear papa.
by The Professor June 28, 2004

by The Professor November 7, 2003

the noun form of babelicious. A high concentration of this in a woman will cause in observant males a swelling of the nether region.
Why look, Chauncey, that young lady appears to have a significant babosity quotient.
You're so right, Basil.
You're so right, Basil.
by the professor October 14, 2004

1. A slang term for young Christians who pretend it's cool to be moral or act sarcastically immoral.
2. A teenage Christian who attends TEC (Teens Encounter Christ) or a Youth Group.
3. A teenager who is overly zealous about Christianity.
4. A teenager who non-satirically preaches "It's Hip To Be Square."
5. A teenager who listens to Christian music.
2. A teenage Christian who attends TEC (Teens Encounter Christ) or a Youth Group.
3. A teenager who is overly zealous about Christianity.
4. A teenager who non-satirically preaches "It's Hip To Be Square."
5. A teenager who listens to Christian music.
1. Why are these nu christians always ranting about how sweet Youth Group is?
2. Don't these nu christians realize I don't give a damn about Jars of Clay?
2. Don't these nu christians realize I don't give a damn about Jars of Clay?
by The Professor December 9, 2003

1. to no longer be in an involved relationship
i.e. Jenny needs to break up with Rick
2. to have a bad connection between two cellular phone users
i.e. "Jenny, you're breaking up," said Rick.
i.e. Jenny needs to break up with Rick
2. to have a bad connection between two cellular phone users
i.e. "Jenny, you're breaking up," said Rick.
by The Professor August 22, 2003

by The Professor June 5, 2003
