Definitions by THE DOOMED STUFFING

klowntopia 

A hypothetic, currently non-existent place where krazed klowns can go on the internet and/or facebook to express their krazed klown opinions without being the target of anti-clown activity, to wit: facebook-sponsored psychological experiments designed to use klowns, clowns, or normal people as human guinea pigs without their informed konsent.

I got Fraped on an HBO facebook page because I was "antagonistic," which meant I expressed my opinions in a way that they were not pleased by ... totally ruining my dream for an internet klowntopia.

Time-Warner, Inc. seems to discourage the idea of a klowntopia.

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klowntopia by THE DOOMED STUFFING July 28, 2014

the meaning of life

Esoteric phrase used often by people who think there is a meaning to life. Life, by its scientific nature, exists for no other reason than it does -- caused by evolutionary forces that began billions of years ago and which resulted ultimately in a creature that thinks everything has to have a meaning; also, death has no meaning ... get used to it and try to live as happily as you can before you're run over by a bus or your heart explodes because you've eaten too many cheeseburgers all your meaningless life

Don, what do you think the meaning of life is?
Fuck you, Jim ... and quit eating all my fucking French fries, you fucking dime-store philosopher!

cheeseburger death life philosophy realism existential nihilism pragmatism

the meaning of life by THE DOOMED STUFFING May 29, 2014

facenazi 

a troll or regular commenter on facebook public pages who makes ethnically or culturally insensitive, bigoted, prejudicial, or downright racist comments without fear of ever being blocked by facebook's esoteric community standards policy, no matter how unabashedly racist the comment might be

face-ist bigot trollist neo-Nazi friend-requested Hitler Klanbooker

"Did I just read that comment correctly from this facenazi?"
"What'd she say?"
"That black people don't wash themselves."
"Block her or report her to facebook."
"I reported her, but they say she hasn't violated any community standards and won't remove the comment."
"Welcome to free speech, I guess. All I can say is, you should comment that her vagina smells like her father's penis."
"I did. And facebook removed my comment."

facenazi by THE DOOMED STUFFING May 27, 2014

grapewrath 

(From the novel "The Grapes of Wrath," wherein at the climax of the novel the character Rose of Sharon suckles a starving man after her nursing baby dies) To suck on a woman's lactating breasts and get milk from them, sometimes accidentally, sometimes on purpose

Mitch: "I was suckin' on Melanie's tits last night while she was falling asleep and I swallowed some of the baby's milk."
Mitch's friend: "Awesome, dude! You grapewrath a lot?"
Mitch (frowning): "It wasn't awesome, dude. Grapewrathing isn't as enjoyable as babies make it seem."

suckling breastfeeding lactation mooching accidental colostrum milking mama before the cow

grapewrath by THE DOOMED STUFFING May 26, 2014

seizure-and-forfeiture 

A law in the United States, since 1984; law enforcement authorities are allowed to confiscate cash money they have reason to believe has not been legitimately obtained, and even if no charges are filed against the person whose cash is confiscated the owner must go to court to prove legitimate ownership of the confiscated cash; also known as legal robbery, this confiscated cash often goes towards funding helicopters for rural sheriff's departments and assault vehicles for Podunk towns that have no real use for them

Why are you taking my money, officer ... I was saving up to buy a motorboat with it .... What do you mean, I seem suspicious? What the fuck is seizure-and-forfeiture?

legal robbery civilian asset dispersion possession of cash suspicious money-holder guilty until proven innocent drug-war funding

seizure-and-forfeiture by THE DOOMED STUFFING May 24, 2014

coplaw 

(From the combination of the words "cop" and "law") a noun that refers to the illegal and unethical special privileges afforded to police officers and other authorities and officials, who are not obligated as often as civilians to follow official laws and not obligated to suffer the same consequences or punishments by actual laws compared to civilians; a type of unofficial double standard that is almost never publicly acknowledged by officials, authorities, or police officers but with which most of the public is all too familiar; often, if not always, leads to rampant corruption of authorities

"The cop got arrested for malfeasance."
"For what malfeasance?"
"The media didn't say. There's something called an 'Officer's Bill of Rights' that protects cops and other officials from the media publishing details of the charges against them, even after arrest. It's just coplaw, ya know."
"Oh, coplaw. Why didn't you just say that?"
"I found out later the cop got arrested for Schedule II drug violations while on duty, but that was after I kept pestering the media for more information."
"Coplaw sucks so much."

double standard innocence by official position Too Cop to Arrest scofflaw non-felony felony by cop preferential justice media-protected police

coplaw by THE DOOMED STUFFING May 24, 2014

slimber

(from the combination of the words slumber and slimmer) To fall asleep on one's own enormous ass or belly and dream vividly about being thin, only to awaken suddenly to the nightmarish reality of one's own putrescent obesity

Goddamn, Skinny Pete, I ate two whole fried chickens last night and went into a deep slimber, and then I wake up to your naked skeleton ass walking around the dorm room ... you gotta start wearin' clothes or I'm gonna have to change to another dorm room!

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slimber by THE DOOMED STUFFING May 23, 2014