coplaw 

(From the combination of the words "cop" and "law") a noun that refers to the illegal and unethical special privileges afforded to police officers and other authorities and officials, who are not obligated as often as civilians to follow official laws and not obligated to suffer the same consequences or punishments by actual laws compared to civilians; a type of unofficial double standard that is almost never publicly acknowledged by officials, authorities, or police officers but with which most of the public is all too familiar; often, if not always, leads to rampant corruption of authorities

"The cop got arrested for malfeasance."
"For what malfeasance?"
"The media didn't say. There's something called an 'Officer's Bill of Rights' that protects cops and other officials from the media publishing details of the charges against them, even after arrest. It's just coplaw, ya know."
"Oh, coplaw. Why didn't you just say that?"
"I found out later the cop got arrested for Schedule II drug violations while on duty, but that was after I kept pestering the media for more information."
"Coplaw sucks so much."

double standard innocence by official position Too Cop to Arrest scofflaw non-felony felony by cop preferential justice media-protected police

coplaw by THE DOOMED STUFFING May 24, 2014

Colaws 

The best YouTuber to ever exists who’s content is 100x better than amerikaners

I heard Colaws has a mile long dick

Colaws by Funny ape July 5, 2022

Coolawe 

Coolawe means cool and awesome.

He is so coolawe. (He is so cool and awesome.)
The performance of the third year students was coolawe.

Coolawe by Kwiiki Bert June 17, 2018

Colaws 

Colaws is a YouTuber with over 62k subscribers at the time of writing this. He's pretty much gigachad and better than Amerikaner.

He is famously known for his Harry Potter smokes weed videos that all 4 parts combined having over 1.729M views, but the ogs know him for his Drake and Josh 2021 theme song video.

He's a pretty funny YouTuber who has pretend beef with the YouTuber Amerikaner.

Person 1: "Hey, I just learned about this guy named Colaws, are his videos any good? "
Person 2: "Hell yeah, he's the shit"

Colaws by sillytomfoolery June 26, 2022

Melba Copland Secondary School 

Melba Copland secondary school is pretty much hell in a nutshell. It is a school in the Canberra region and a common place for eshays. If you know about Melba Copland Secondary School, Dont go there

Your as bad As Melba Copland Secondary School!

Melba Copland Secondary School by WiseManRobert March 12, 2020

coolawesome 

A word combination used to describe a higher level of content for a situation at hand.

Bill: Dude, I won the lottery today
John: coolawsome!

coolawesome by gregg January 14, 2005

Coplaining

It's like complaining, but with the cops involved.

herp: "hey Derp I heard there was a party at your neighbors house last night."

derp: "yeah, I called the cops."

herp: "Stop coplaining"

Coplaining by tk3990 September 11, 2011