The act of gargling particularly stinky semen that may or may not be somewhat pustular from the German word "gurgeln" meaning "to gargle"
by THE DOOMED STUFFING November 07, 2014
I stuffed my meathook into her ass, but she got all pugno on me.
She does a lot she doesn't want to if I tell her I'll marry her, but she's totally pugno.
Pugno means I don't love you as much as I could.
She's a total pugno tease. I think she's so pugno because of her hemorrhoids.
She does a lot she doesn't want to if I tell her I'll marry her, but she's totally pugno.
Pugno means I don't love you as much as I could.
She's a total pugno tease. I think she's so pugno because of her hemorrhoids.
by THE DOOMED STUFFING November 07, 2014
A condition caused by dropping a hit of LSD and waiting for an hour for the effects of the hallucinogen only to be disappointed that the dose was a total dud, so you take another dose and the first dose starts to kick in twenty minutes later, and then twenty minutes later the second dose begins to take effect, and within the next hour you find yourself in the middle of a parallel universe fucking a carnival ride horse that speaks in tongues; usually this state ends in arrest for multiple felonies and a good lesson learned: LSD results may vary.
1st tripper: I totally got purple unicorned last night?
2nd tripper: How come you're not in jail?
1st tripper: The carnival was closed and I just ended up in a pasture fuckin' a cow.
2nd tripper: How was she?
1st tripper: Fine ... until the bull showed up.
2nd tripper: How come you're not in jail?
1st tripper: The carnival was closed and I just ended up in a pasture fuckin' a cow.
2nd tripper: How was she?
1st tripper: Fine ... until the bull showed up.
by THE DOOMED STUFFING November 09, 2014
A hypothetic, currently non-existent place where krazed klowns can go on the internet and/or facebook to express their krazed klown opinions without being the target of anti-clown activity, to wit: facebook-sponsored psychological experiments designed to use klowns, clowns, or normal people as human guinea pigs without their informed konsent.
I got Fraped on an HBO facebook page because I was "antagonistic," which meant I expressed my opinions in a way that they were not pleased by ... totally ruining my dream for an internet klowntopia.
Time-Warner, Inc. seems to discourage the idea of a klowntopia.
fraping gang-trolling trolaping klown-bashing adobe-echosigning Data-minding
Time-Warner, Inc. seems to discourage the idea of a klowntopia.
fraping gang-trolling trolaping klown-bashing adobe-echosigning Data-minding
by THE DOOMED STUFFING July 28, 2014
(From the combination of the words "cop" and "law") a noun that refers to the illegal and unethical special privileges afforded to police officers and other authorities and officials, who are not obligated as often as civilians to follow official laws and not obligated to suffer the same consequences or punishments by actual laws compared to civilians; a type of unofficial double standard that is almost never publicly acknowledged by officials, authorities, or police officers but with which most of the public is all too familiar; often, if not always, leads to rampant corruption of authorities
"The cop got arrested for malfeasance."
"For what malfeasance?"
"The media didn't say. There's something called an 'Officer's Bill of Rights' that protects cops and other officials from the media publishing details of the charges against them, even after arrest. It's just coplaw, ya know."
"Oh, coplaw. Why didn't you just say that?"
"I found out later the cop got arrested for Schedule II drug violations while on duty, but that was after I kept pestering the media for more information."
"Coplaw sucks so much."
double standard innocence by official position Too Cop to Arrest scofflaw non-felony felony by cop preferential justice media-protected police
"For what malfeasance?"
"The media didn't say. There's something called an 'Officer's Bill of Rights' that protects cops and other officials from the media publishing details of the charges against them, even after arrest. It's just coplaw, ya know."
"Oh, coplaw. Why didn't you just say that?"
"I found out later the cop got arrested for Schedule II drug violations while on duty, but that was after I kept pestering the media for more information."
"Coplaw sucks so much."
double standard innocence by official position Too Cop to Arrest scofflaw non-felony felony by cop preferential justice media-protected police
by THE DOOMED STUFFING May 25, 2014
A law in the United States, since 1984; law enforcement authorities are allowed to confiscate cash money they have reason to believe has not been legitimately obtained, and even if no charges are filed against the person whose cash is confiscated the owner must go to court to prove legitimate ownership of the confiscated cash; also known as legal robbery, this confiscated cash often goes towards funding helicopters for rural sheriff's departments and assault vehicles for Podunk towns that have no real use for them
Why are you taking my money, officer ... I was saving up to buy a motorboat with it .... What do you mean, I seem suspicious? What the fuck is seizure-and-forfeiture?
legal robbery civilian asset dispersion possession of cash suspicious money-holder guilty until proven innocent drug-war funding
legal robbery civilian asset dispersion possession of cash suspicious money-holder guilty until proven innocent drug-war funding
by THE DOOMED STUFFING May 24, 2014
pejorative used to describe a neighbor or group of neighbors who are excessively critical and vocal, sometimes bordering on being persecutive, about the condition of other people's lawns
Willard often mowed his neighbors' lawns just before they were going to mow them, and they often referred to him as the lawn police.
by THE DOOMED STUFFING April 02, 2014