THE ALL KNOWING AMY's definitions

Ask Jeeves

A search engine used for looking up information on the internet. Unfortunetly, Jeeves is not as good as Google, you can never get a straight answer out of this balding man that looks fairly sexy in his Halloween costume.

Little Merle: I typed in "Russian Goods and Services" and all I got were mail orded brides. Hmm, that one looks pretty decent, actually...Where is all the real information that real people need?!
Little Alvin: Try Google, it's way better!

by THE ALL KNOWING AMY May 7, 2004

loofa

As said by the great Jimmy Fallon on his "The Bathroom Wall" album. "...a masculine-ifyed version of the feminime 'puff'" It is used to scrub off dead skin cells, dirt and reportably rips out ass hair.

"...he has his little basket out stuff...it holds your shampoo, your soap, you loofa...a french bread lookin' like thing that rips out your ass hair."

by THE ALL KNOWING AMY May 5, 2004

scaramouch

A person who thinks he/she is all that, but they aren't all what they say they are. You maybe have heard it in the song "Bohemian Rapsody" by Queen (ROCK ON!)

...I see a little silhouetto of a man
Scaramouch, scaramouch will you do the fandango

by THE ALL KNOWING AMY May 3, 2004

excited

(1) verb: being happy or joyful that something will happen
(2) slang: being horny

(1) Smart Geeky Girl: I am excited about tomorrow's pop quiz
(2) Bo grew excited when Ashley walked into the room, and asked to go to the restroom. But, unfortunetly, the illiterate teacher would not let him go because the teacher cannot understand English!!

by THE ALL KNOWING AMY May 5, 2004

jack taco

(1) adjective: meaning nothing or empty. Used by a specific World History teacher many times, and still gets a laugh from the naive children.

(1) "The Soviets had no idea that we were coming. They knew jack taco."

by THE ALL KNOWING AMY May 5, 2004

MXC

Was called Most Extreme Elimination Challenge. A funny show from Japan, but dubbed over with funny English comentary insluding the catch phrase "Right you are, Ken!", that is aired of Spike TV. Originally called "Takeshi's Castle", this Jackass-esque show consists of outrageous games in which poor Japanese, and the rare "white" man, compete to win.

Mary: "Tommy, did you watch MXC last night?"
Tommy: "Yes, Mary, I did. But I have been pondering this question all day. Isn't strange that no woman can ever complete the outrageous tasks?"
Mary: "Those are women?"

by THE ALL KNOWING AMY May 6, 2004

most extreme elimination challenge

A funny show from Japan, but dubbed over with funny English comentary insluding the catch phrase "Right you are, Ken!", that is aired of Spike TV. Originally called "Takeshi's Castle", this Jackass-esque show consists of outrageous games in which poor Japanese, and the rare "white" man, compete to win. Nowadays, the title has been shortened to MXC.

Mary: "Hey! Did you see Most Extreme Elimination Challenge yesterday night?"
Tommy: "Yes, isn't it strange that a woman never wins on that show?"
Mary: "Those are women?"

by THE ALL KNOWING AMY May 6, 2004