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bleen

A number between six and seven. Bleen is not 6.5 and may be counted as an integer in base-eleven. It's symbol resembles a figure-eight (8) without the left half of the top circle. Ie, a ) shape on top of o.

It is also a color, seen in the muddy rainbow of a puddle of motor oil after the rain, colored niobium body jewlery, and around extrmely bright light sources. It describes when all or most perceivable colors appear visibly and at least somewhat distinctly in one place, and implies a shiney, metallic, glowing, neon, reflective or incandescant sheen.

It is also a halliciongen which may be absorbed through the skin. Finally, it is a fictional animal. Bleens are sightless, land dwelling invertebrates, so named for their call, which sounds rather like "Bleen." The color of bleen comes from their opalescant, shifting, multi-hued bodies. They are unusual among invertibrates in that they are large, warm-blooded, and do not need to be kept wet, possessing a soft, non-posionous skin that is generally dry to the touch. They are approximately equal to humans in avarage mass, but undefineable in length or height as they are somewhat shapeshifting and ameoba-like.
One, two, three, four, five, six, bleen, seven, eight, nine, ten.

Today on the Discovery channel - the mating rituals of the Bleen!
by TC April 12, 2005
mugGet the bleenmug.

I'd Hit it

Vernacular. Expresses a desire to have sexual relations, usually from the dominant/giving aspect rather than the submissive/receiving one. Implies a lack of personal respect / emotional investment for the person to be "hit." Exact phrase is necessary to carry the meaning. Division, alteration or attempt to use in a literal sense may result in misunderstanding and ridicule.

Common mistakes are made when refering to "a hit" as in a dose of a (usually illegal) non-food chemical compound, or physically striking an object. In such cases, it is preferable to use the actual word for the object to be "hit" over the pronoun "it."
Right: "That girl over there? Yeah, I'd hit it."

Wrong: "Who has the bong? I'd hit it!"
by TC April 12, 2005
mugGet the I'd Hit itmug.

sump

v. To clean a piece of cookware by water only. Afterwards, drinking the water.
"To conserve water on the camping trip. The group sumped their dishes."
by TC October 12, 2004
mugGet the sumpmug.

Calpy Boy

Man that does not think. And gets on the tank all the time.
by TC June 19, 2003
mugGet the Calpy Boymug.

fetuses

plural for fetus (correct plural form)
joanne is impregnated with 10 fetuses
by TC April 23, 2003
mugGet the fetusesmug.

Middlesbrough

Town in North-East of England. Home to Middlesbrough Football Club aka the Boro (pronounced bu-ra). Highest rate of teenage pregancy in Britain and approx 99% of council homes are occupied by single mothers of 1/2/3/4/5 children, who have Sky+ installed and a wide screen plasma TV.
Single mother: Fuck off for half an hour you little fucks, I got a client coming round at 9. And take ya little brother with ya, I don't want him walking in on me while i'm working like last time.
by TC January 25, 2005
mugGet the Middlesbroughmug.

w00tular

interjection: A combination between w00t and tubular. The utmost of cool. syn: wootular
"You're getting your driver's license in January? W00tular!"
by TC June 23, 2004
mugGet the w00tularmug.

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