TC's definitions

Middlesbrough

Town in North-East of England. Home to Middlesbrough Football Club aka the Boro (pronounced bu-ra). Highest rate of teenage pregancy in Britain and approx 99% of council homes are occupied by single mothers of 1/2/3/4/5 children, who have Sky+ installed and a wide screen plasma TV.

Single mother: Fuck off for half an hour you little fucks, I got a client coming round at 9. And take ya little brother with ya, I don't want him walking in on me while i'm working like last time.

by TC January 25, 2005

Cullen Curse

A curse carried by all who have the Cullen name, by blood or marriage, usually resulting in financial or bodily disaster, often when least expected, disrupting plans and devastating all parties involved.

It's the Cullen Curse again!

by TC February 4, 2004

already babied

you use it when you refer to someone who is or might be a mother, or who you think might have had a baby.

1. Jay, "omg shes having a baby!"

Don, "Wasnt she already babied like 2 months ago?"

2. "Are you planning on having kids with your wife?"

"Nah, she has already babied."

by TC April 28, 2007

dosia

really good weed, chronic

that was some sticky dosia

by tc November 10, 2004

jonesin

Originally used to describe withdrawl symptoms caused by an addiction. An extreme craving.
also; "jonesing"

"I'm really jonesin' for some ice cream!"

by TC March 10, 2003

mush head

(n) name for an adolescent of either sex who is being annoying, bratty, or idiotic.

The movie was fine except for the little mush heads in the front row making fart noises

by TC December 28, 2005

wrecking ball

When a chick is giving a guy head in the shower and with great fervor pulls out, grabs on to the shower curtain rod, screams, "WRECKING BALL," and proceeds to swing his junk into her face.

Bill D. broke the shower curtain giving Beth the Wrecking Ball last night.

by TC April 21, 2005