T Wade's definitions

ought

One of the nine years at the beginning of this century that we're currently living through... some would say enduring.

Today is May 6th, Ought Five. Yea right, ought NOT!

by T Wade May 7, 2005

Laura Welched

A Gen Y term used loosely to describe the state of an adolescent car crash victim (fatal or near fatal) caused by a careless (and/or not well intentioned) teenage driver.

Refers to the current First Lady (maiden name) and the 1963 fatal car “accident.” Laura Welch Bush ran a Midland, Texas stop sign crashing into another car which took the life of her then boyfriend, Mike Douglas.

For details Google search: Laura Welch Bush Fatal Accident Dallas Morning News

Yea man, it was a very gnarley crash. I watched as they untangled the shredded metal from around the engine block. It was tragic. The dude’s head and torso had been Laura Welched in the worst kind of way. Very ugly indeed.

by T Wade January 18, 2007

hige

According to one source on the internet hige refers to the creases across the top of the legs of vintage Levi jeans - usually the so called "big E" variety. It's like where the jeans bunch up when you sit down. However, I think it can also be used to refer to any person, place or thing that has a distressed, rather lived in look.

Damn. Laura is givin' some major hige today. Must be the drugs and that wild life she's livin'.

by T Wade October 17, 2005

Condi

Nickname for Bush's sycophant mouthpiece aka Secretary of State. See also Aunt Tomasina.

It's hard to believe that Condi is still trying to push that yellow cake WMD tale down our throats. Who's gonna believe that Aunt Tomasina now?

by T Wade September 25, 2005

Ham

A shortened slang term for the city of Birmingham (i.e. Alabama's largest city). Among other things, the town is noted for a large 50 foot iron man who's ass is always hanging out as he gazes over the city. He's known to the locals (and a few Romans) as Vulcan, the god of steel.

Yep, one of these days I'm going to kiss Vulcan's hard arse goodbye and split this Ham!

by T Wade October 17, 2005

laura bush

a phrase meaning to be involved in a fatal car accident while an adolescent.

Reference: Google "Laura Bush Fatal Accident Dallas Morning News"

Yikes dude! As you ran the stop sign and headed right for that Corvaire, I just knew we were bout to have a "laura bush."

by T Wade June 27, 2005

OWM

OWM is short for old white men.

Republicans have traditionally been a party of OWMs.

by T Wade June 27, 2005