Definitions by T Wade

Ham 

A shortened slang term for the city of Birmingham (i.e. Alabama's largest city). Among other things, the town is noted for a large 50 foot iron man who's ass is always hanging out as he gazes over the city. He's known to the locals (and a few Romans) as Vulcan, the god of steel.

Yep, one of these days I'm going to kiss Vulcan's hard arse goodbye and split this Ham!

Ham by T Wade October 17, 2005

hickey 

Southern slang for gay; normally used only by gay guys to comment on other men who appear effeminate or closeted. This is often combined with a mixing of pronouns (SHE/her instead of the more accurate HE/him).

Please girl, that hickey aint foolin' nobody. She's the biggest flammer on campus.

hickey by T Wade October 1, 2005

Alabama 

A State and State of Mind - and some might say a Black Sucking Hole. Born & raised... I then managed to escape for 20 years. Later I somehow got sucked back down to Dixie for what was supposed to be temporary... that was 5 years ago (Bama years = dog years, so that's 35 actually). It has beautiful country, ocean, flat lands, mountains, waterfalls, etc. And even FREE thinkers but only in Birmingham on the Southside. Politically the state is firmly in the hands of the GOP. White democrats (aka Dixiecrats) rushed like lemmings from the Democratic side to the Republican as a result of the GOP’s rhetoric on states rights. By capitalizing on white fear, they successfully rode the civil rights movement in the 50s and 60s to victory. In Alabama, it being the BUCKLE of the Bible Belt, there are many puritanical religious zealots that think Bill Clinton put an x-ray vision satellite in space that flies over every night and counts their guns. No lie... there are those who wrap their pistols in aluminum foil so they won’t get counted.

Now sugah, don't be forgittin' to wrap that pistol back up in aluminum foil when you git done shootin'that possum. Yes, Clinton's satellite flies over Alabama tonight so now don't forgit. And watch out for that damn sink hole! It keeps gittin' bigger and bigger every day.

Alabama by T Wade October 1, 2005

Condi 

Nickname for Bush's sycophant mouthpiece aka Secretary of State. See also Aunt Tomasina.

It's hard to believe that Condi is still trying to push that yellow cake WMD tale down our throats. Who's gonna believe that Aunt Tomasina now?

Condi by T Wade September 25, 2005

Than Franthisco 

What a nelly queen with a lisp calls the City by the Bay.

"Than Franthisco is oh sooooo homothexual honey."

Than Franthisco by T Wade September 6, 2005

SASA 

Acronym for Straight Acting, Straight Appearing; often used in gay personal ads. Could imply "in the closet."

SASA my ass! He's as queer as a three dollar bill!

SASA by T Wade September 5, 2005

bush family 

A blue blooded family of East Coast aristocratic ilk who moved to Texas during an early 20th century oil rush. Thus bush family was able to increased wealth exponentially (on the backs of poor white & hispanic oil workers). NOT unlike Civil War Yankee CARPETBAGGERS, they took on regional mannerisms and affected southern drawls in order to assimilate and pass for Texans. The bush family strategy has been DYNASTICALLY successful (not to mention even producing TWO US Presidents to date).

If the truth be known, they aint nothing but a bunch of phony, bush family carpetbaggin' yankees!

bush family by T Wade August 28, 2005