Jackson

Another name for a US Twenty Dollar Bill; US cash demonination featuring President Andrew Jackson - equivalent to twenty Franklins or four Lincolns.
Hey... stop at that ATM. I need a Jackson or two.
by T Wade November 24, 2005
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Ham

A shortened slang term for the city of Birmingham (i.e. Alabama's largest city). Among other things, the town is noted for a large 50 foot iron man who's ass is always hanging out as he gazes over the city. He's known to the locals (and a few Romans) as Vulcan, the god of steel.
Yep, one of these days I'm going to kiss Vulcan's hard arse goodbye and split this Ham!
by T Wade October 18, 2005
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hickey

Southern slang for gay; normally used only by gay guys to comment on other men who appear effeminate or closeted. This is often combined with a mixing of pronouns (SHE/her instead of the more accurate HE/him).
Please girl, that hickey aint foolin' nobody. She's the biggest flammer on campus.
by T Wade October 01, 2005
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Taupe Star

A term used to describe a person’s anus or sphincter muscle; derived from the general color and shape of this particular orifice.
Rule #1 - Always keep your Taupe Star shiny and clean.
by T Wade October 20, 2005
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bush family

A blue blooded family of East Coast aristocratic ilk who moved to Texas during an early 20th century oil rush. Thus bush family was able to increased wealth exponentially (on the backs of poor white & hispanic oil workers). NOT unlike Civil War Yankee CARPETBAGGERS, they took on regional mannerisms and affected southern drawls in order to assimilate and pass for Texans. The bush family strategy has been DYNASTICALLY successful (not to mention even producing TWO US Presidents to date).
If the truth be known, they aint nothing but a bunch of phony, bush family carpetbaggin' yankees!
by T Wade August 02, 2005
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bird flu

The latest Republican fear mongering talking point. Primary aim: Scare Americans with talk of pandemic in order to change the subject from Scooter Libby's indictment, Supreme Court nomination failure, Bush's approval rating at 38%, GOP decision to cut senior drug benefits, Karl Rove still under investigation, etc., etc.
White House Subject: bird flu
George W. Bush to Karl Rove:
"Don't forget to call Condi and remind her to talk about the horrors of the birdy flu panademic DISease. Does anyone in Amurica have this thing yet? We need pictures, TV interviews. This birdy thang is gonna save our arses."
by T Wade November 04, 2005
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hige

According to one source on the internet hige refers to the creases across the top of the legs of vintage Levi jeans - usually the so called "big E" variety. It's like where the jeans bunch up when you sit down. However, I think it can also be used to refer to any person, place or thing that has a distressed, rather lived in look.

Damn. Laura is givin' some major hige today. Must be the drugs and that wild life she's livin'.
by T Wade October 18, 2005
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