Definitions by T

ass explorer 

1. A homo. A butt pirate.
2. One who enjoys exploring the anus of of another man with his willie.

Ass exlporers have a greatly increased chance of getting HIV.

ass explorer by t June 29, 2004

Check your oil 

A prostate exam.

I went to the doctor because my nards were sore and the SOB checked my oil.

Check your oil by t June 29, 2004

fifi 

A quiet, but not silent fart.

I let fly a fifi and it smelled rank.

fifi by t June 29, 2004

butt skootin' boogie 

When your dog's arse gets itchy, usually after it drops a load, and then it drags its arse on the ground by its front legs.

I laugh my butt off when my dog does the butt skootin' boogie.

butt skootin' boogie by t June 29, 2004

vaginal zephyr 

1. A queef.
2. A beaver fart.

After I boinked my wife, she let out a huge vaginal zephyr. It smelled like fish.

vaginal zephyr by t June 29, 2004

screaming mimis 

A severe case of the chocolate sphinkter squirts.

I ate some bad oysters yesterday and woke up the screaming mimis. I thought my colon was going to fall out.

screaming mimis by t June 29, 2004

smacktard 

An idiot deserving to be smacked; someone who needs a good thrashing.

Someone who spams forums with pictures and comments that nobody cares about.

Used in a sentence as insult:
"Mikey, You are such a fucking Smacktard!"

smacktard by T June 21, 2004