7 definitions by Sylvan Montague III
Used to describe fresh, steaming feces, usually bearing a consistency somewhere between diarrhea and solid form. True proper use of the term involves the feces happening in a public restroom, and the toilet not being flushed upon completion.
John: Oh Jesus, what the fuck just died in that bathroom?!
Rahan: Yo you liked that? I even had some corn in that motherfucker.
John: Yeah, I fucking saw. Why didn’t you flush the goddamn toilet?!
Rahan: Just leaving some hot beef stew for the cleaning crew to enjoy.
Rahan: Yo you liked that? I even had some corn in that motherfucker.
John: Yeah, I fucking saw. Why didn’t you flush the goddamn toilet?!
Rahan: Just leaving some hot beef stew for the cleaning crew to enjoy.
by Sylvan Montague III August 10, 2019
The legendary, but very short-lived, beer creation from one of America’s most renowned breweries. It is rumored that a terminated and vindictive marketing exec somehow got this beer into production before company execs figured out what was going on.
Toilet Beer jingle...
When you’re sitting on the can and you’re taking a poo.
When you’re stinking up the bathroom with your hot, stinky stew.
When you wanna have a drink, well have no fear.
Just reach for a bottle of that Toilet Beer.
Toilet Beer ... hey!
When you’re sitting on the can and you’re taking a poo.
When you’re stinking up the bathroom with your hot, stinky stew.
When you wanna have a drink, well have no fear.
Just reach for a bottle of that Toilet Beer.
Toilet Beer ... hey!
by Sylvan Montague III August 12, 2019
A term white racist redneck crackers use in place of the N-word, thinking it somehow may go unrecognized by others and be socially acceptable.
Hillbilly Husband: I had a couple of naggers ask me to stop the bus today so they could get watermelon shakes from Cook Out.
Hillbilly Wife: Naggers? You mean like a couple of old women just complainin’?
Hillbilly Husband: No Sugarboobs, I mean a couple of dark chocolates. Geez Louise ... go get my spittoon and chaw, woman.
Hillbilly Wife: Naggers? You mean like a couple of old women just complainin’?
Hillbilly Husband: No Sugarboobs, I mean a couple of dark chocolates. Geez Louise ... go get my spittoon and chaw, woman.
by Sylvan Montague III August 10, 2019
To give someone a little extra “whatfer” in a physical altercation. To pile on a beating well past the point of necessity.
Chuck: Did you hear about that fight behind O’Shea’s last night?
Danny: Oh shit yeah, bruh! Troy got a case of the blips & blaps from some drunk redneck.
Chuck: Sure did. Damn bruh, you would have thought the blipsing would have been enough. That hillbilly put Troy in the hospital with the blapsing. Poor fucker...
Danny: Oh shit yeah, bruh! Troy got a case of the blips & blaps from some drunk redneck.
Chuck: Sure did. Damn bruh, you would have thought the blipsing would have been enough. That hillbilly put Troy in the hospital with the blapsing. Poor fucker...
by Sylvan Montague III August 10, 2019
A term of disrespect used by men to belittle women regardless of their actual breast size. Often used in settings where a woman is serving a man, or working for a man.
Waitress: Can I get you guys another beer?
Roger: No thanks, we’re good.
Waitress: You sure? Happy hour ends in five minutes.
Stan: You heard the man, Sugarboobs. Grab us the check and make yourself scarce.
Roger: No thanks, we’re good.
Waitress: You sure? Happy hour ends in five minutes.
Stan: You heard the man, Sugarboobs. Grab us the check and make yourself scarce.
by Sylvan Montague III August 10, 2019
A figure of speech expressing certainty, almost always used to underscore a point just made or emphatically answer a question just asked. Intentionally said quickly so that the words blend together.
Ricardo: Fuck niggah, did you just fart?!
Trey: Ain’tAGoddamnBitADoubtAboutDat! In yo’ face niggah!
Car Salesman: So if you’re ready we can go ahead and finalize this deal right now.
Customer: Tell you what. You let me fuck that pretty little ho standing next to you in that photo over there and I’ll drive off the lot in that new Hyundai right now. Ain’tAGoddamnBitADoubtAboutDat!
Trey: Ain’tAGoddamnBitADoubtAboutDat! In yo’ face niggah!
Car Salesman: So if you’re ready we can go ahead and finalize this deal right now.
Customer: Tell you what. You let me fuck that pretty little ho standing next to you in that photo over there and I’ll drive off the lot in that new Hyundai right now. Ain’tAGoddamnBitADoubtAboutDat!
by Sylvan Montague III August 13, 2019
Jason: I saw you chatting it up with Heather at the party last weekend. Anything go down?
Mark: You’re gonna make me blush, dude. I hammered that ho with The Old Billy Barule. She’s not going to shit straight for a week at least.
Jason: Oh Billy, Billy, Billy, Billy! That’s what I’m talking about!
Mark: You’re gonna make me blush, dude. I hammered that ho with The Old Billy Barule. She’s not going to shit straight for a week at least.
Jason: Oh Billy, Billy, Billy, Billy! That’s what I’m talking about!
by Sylvan Montague III November 14, 2019