hot jawns

popular band from south jersey

I'm going to see Hot Jawns tonight.

by Swift August 13, 2003

socialable penis

a classy penis a penis that loves to sit down with a wine and have a chat

"wow your socialable penis can hold a really good convosation"

"may i have another glass of wine socialable penis"

by Swift December 13, 2003

lazy penis

a penis which connot be bothered

*wont have sex

*cant get erect

*sighs alot

*takes up smoking

*with lazy penis you'll often get the side effect of saggy daddys

"sorry shirly cant have sex tonight -i have lazy penis"

"god not lazy penis again and right before a big date"

"a yep my dick had a hard night last night i got a case of the lazy penis"

by Swift December 13, 2003

Ripe Nob

pumped nob, extreme erection causing tight pumped nob <it is now ripe

"whoa steve you have one of the ripest nobs ive ever seen!!"

by Swift December 13, 2003

Saggy Daddys

hot saggy balls that stick to your thighs

"my god i have saggy daddys today"

by Swift December 13, 2003

untame penis

a penis which is not tame it will bite and growl is known to attack small children and animals

"my untame penis bite the face off a small girl"

"im gonna have to stick a mussle on my untame penis it bite me again yesterday"

by Swift December 13, 2003

Gay max

to be gay, gay to the extreme

riding a bike with no pants on wearing a t-shirt saying "i love anus"

by Swift December 13, 2003