shlong wangler

someone who wangles shlongs

"hey britney quit wrangling my shlong while in trying to wash it"

by Swift December 13, 2003

soggy anus

anus which has had many arse orgasms and become extremely tender and moist in the process

"oh god!, my anus wont stop squelching ass discharge i might go to the toilet to clean up my soggy anus"

by Swift December 13, 2003

nasatall

A acurance that happen to young and older women it means no ass at all.

when a female has no hump in her ass it looks as if she is all back and legs.

by Swift June 30, 2003

shizza

to be the shizza

to be the shit

to be cool you are the new thing

"dude that round off flash kick was the shizza"

"you are the shizza man"

by Swift December 13, 2003

swift

a True Hero

"you are a true hero swift!"

by Swift December 13, 2003

Gay max

to be gay, gay to the extreme

riding a bike with no pants on wearing a t-shirt saying "i love anus"

by Swift December 13, 2003

lazy penis

a penis which connot be bothered

*wont have sex

*cant get erect

*sighs alot

*takes up smoking

*with lazy penis you'll often get the side effect of saggy daddys

"sorry shirly cant have sex tonight -i have lazy penis"

"god not lazy penis again and right before a big date"

"a yep my dick had a hard night last night i got a case of the lazy penis"

by Swift December 13, 2003