seasoned penis

a penis which has been finely garnished with many exotic herbs and spices

"bulu zulu is carefully putting the last touches to his seasoned penis"

by Swift December 13, 2003

muss

to be mussley

to have lots of defined mussles

"man your muss brian"

"your calfs are mega muss caleb"

"your back isnt that muss A.R"

by Swift December 13, 2003

cunt duster

Someone who has sexual intercourse with a woman who has not had sex in a while. As in, dusting hypothetic cobwebs from an unused cunt.

'Tarquin shagged the Queen? Shit, what a cunt duster.'

by Swift January 07, 2005

yitties

just regular sized titties

like if you said breast in stead you would say yitties.

by Swift June 29, 2003

Dwang

large floppy cock flopping about

"flop out your dwang brian"

by Swift December 13, 2003

disco penis

a penis which is stuck in the era of disco common syptoms are

*penis is constantly whistling abba tunes

*you find a disco ball up your ass

*your penis will dress in white

"hey my penis has the fever-the boogie fever!"

"man have i got a bad case of disco penis or what all ive been hearing all day is abba tunes"

by Swift December 13, 2003

cornalious junior

A.R's rubbery penis

"A.R can you please put away cornalious junior already"

by Swift December 13, 2003