by Sweats11537 September 7, 2019

by Sweats11537 August 31, 2019

I was making dinner for this chick. I was gonna make chicken parmigiana, but decided to bread my own wang and give her the ole Sprouted Dick.
by Sweats11537 August 31, 2019

My tummy still hurts from last night’s Butternut Squash. Linda pegged me last night but stuffed my balls in first.
by Sweats11537 December 31, 2019

When you’re sitting bare assed on a wooden piano bench. Your Druncle scratches and sniffs the spot you were sitting in.
by Sweats11537 December 23, 2017

You're banging a chick while watching the hockey game, aka doggy style, with your Molson posted up on that ass. You then proceed to pick her up and spin her 360 degrees on the geometrical X axis of your penis all without spilling a drop of your beer.
I was fucking trashy Tanya while watching the Habs give it to the Leafs. She looks back and says, "give me the crayon sharpener!"
by Sweats11537 August 12, 2017

by Sweats11537 August 22, 2023
