When you suck a fart out of an ass with a straw (insert approximately 1/3rd of a straw length) and then blow the fart back into their face, through the straw.
Took girl named KY home from the bar. She proceeded to hit me with a suck & puff. That fart smelled and tasted like my dinner. Now we’re married.
by Sweats11537 April 22, 2023
When your Druncle swims between your legs and stands up causing you to be violently thrown into a body of water.
I was standing around in grandmas pool. My uncle decided to druncle buck me and almost threw me out of the pool!
by Sweats11537 August 25, 2019
When you’re sitting bare assed on a wooden piano bench. Your Druncle scratches and sniffs the spot you were sitting in.
by Sweats11537 December 24, 2017
When your Druncle sits on your lap. When he finally gets up, you’re going to have a warm and moist lap.
Went to family Christmas today and my Druncle gave me a Reverse Santa. Now I have to change my pants!
by Sweats11537 December 21, 2019
by Sweats11537 August 23, 2023
My tummy still hurts from last night’s Butternut Squash. Linda pegged me last night but stuffed my balls in first.
by Sweats11537 January 01, 2020
I was making dinner for this chick. I was gonna make chicken parmigiana, but decided to bread my own wang and give her the ole Sprouted Dick.
by Sweats11537 September 01, 2019