Before He Cheats

The name of an awful song by none other than Carrie Underwood, who might as well be the utter nadir of music. This song comprises the absolute worst music in recorded history. No words can describe the torment of listening to pop country music, including this trash. I curse the day that Carrie won American Idol. In all seriousness, this song blows for how noble, proud and strong she tries to be on this one. Everything I said here is in reverse too. I mean, she's elevating herself from the basic visceral joy imagining busting somebody's overdetailed four-wheel drive! This doesn't make her seem strong, independent or respectable at all; she is weak, impulsive, vulnerable, thoughtless and immature for choosing to bust her boyfriend's truck in half a dozen ways. Break up with him instead, Carrie!
"Maybe next time, he'll think before he cheats..."
by Super Tips March 25, 2023
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Lavigne

The last name of a non-rebel and a conformist who does whatever the music industry tells her to do instead of letting them give her the creative freedom to do what's right; therefore, she is poppy, unoriginal, radio-friendly, talentless, a sell-out, generic and a complete tool. She has been seen as a fad long passed by for ages now. Seriously, it was bad enough that Britney Spears' albums consisted of nothing but 3/4-bar crap, but this female "rebel" named Avril went and made things so complicated by doing it again.
Avril Lavigne has made the point that it is possible for people with absolutely no musical talent to make millions off of radio listeners. Why should she pound her point home by doing it again? About the subtle misandry thing... we know she's pop rock and therefore can't sing about anything without ticking off either her fans or her haters (mainly the latter), but she seriously needs to come up with something to sing about besides mild, vague sexist and misandrist statements. All she seems to do in her older songs is mope about having problems with her boyfriend. Even worse, she's vague and never clear about what those problems really are.
by Super Tips July 29, 2023
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come clean

The name of an awful song by the gay, untalented singer Hilary Duff. Also used when someone tells the truth about something they've been lying about or wants to keep a secret.
Why don't I come clean? Let me just be honest, dear. I promise not to hide anything.
by Super Tips March 24, 2023
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Jonas Brothers

Of all the boy bands and of all the Disney pop idols, the Jonas Brothers are the worst of the worst. They have unfortunately come back with a new album recently. Oh, and their music is NOT ROCK. We don't mean that as being something other than rock (as long as it's not something we're wholly, diametrically, unequivocally opposed to in and of itself), but NOT ROCK as in IT'S NOT EVEN FUCKING CLOSE. Much like Avril Lavigne, Olivia Rodrigo, Pink and Kelly Clarkson, the Jonas Brothers represent the most embarrassing attempts to clone rock music out there.
Jonas Brothers Fan: The Jonas Brothers really are an awesome and a talented band. I'm proud of them. I don't hate anything about them! GO AWAY IF YOU HATE THE JONAS BROTHERS! YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS!

Anti-Pop Snob Who Has Taste: No! The Jonas Brothers are NOT talented and they are NOT awesome! They are manufactured, kid-friendly and mass-produced as hell! I can't believe America has enough idiots in it to let this crap become popular!
by Super Tips July 29, 2023
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Olivia Rodrigo

The whiniest singer of the 2020s next to Billie Eilish. I disagree with everyone who likes her, because Olivia will become more and more immature over the next 10-15 years. I mean, Pearl Jam and Pink Floyd were never immature enough to put out the same poppy, juvenile "rock" over and over again; instead, they actually made–not just rock–but garage, psychedelic, space, progressive, folk, experimental and even art music. However, Olivia Rodrigo the Avril Lavigne knock-off is a different story. She doesn't actually sound like rock. She sounds like an Avril/P!nk wannabe who was created long after the duet stopped being relevant. She also managed to release a new album this year. I know for a fact that it sounds horrible. Seriously, if you want punk, emo or alternative rock, don't listen to this. It's neither.

Olivia is nothing special or unique and is too whiny for her own good. She has no creativity, energy or talent. Her music is basically just whining. "Good 4 U" perfectly sums up my feelings towards her music. Her lyrics are immature and adolescent; they don't fit at all with any aspect of punk culture. More pop than rock. One of the most generic artists ever. Representative of a potentially creative junior high musician deciding to move from covers to original songs. Her lack of musical ability and talent is so blatant and obvious that it almost makes you want to burst out laughing when you listen to her music.
Olivia Rodrigo is a poser! She's pop, not punk!
by Super Tips November 09, 2023
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Avril Lavigne

A whiny crybaby from Canada who, like Britney Spears, is just corporate garbage for the masses. She sold her soul to MTV and the radio, yet she still passes as an "artist" and a "very talented person". She has this "my life sucks and no one understands me" attitude on a lot of her songs, not unlike Good Charlotte or Simple Plan. 2004's Under My Skin shows her trying to do a few things that she isn't as well-known for on the music side, yet her lyrics still sound like they came from a grounded teenager who doesn't get to take the car out for the weekend. She should've been a one-hit wonder like Right Said Fred or at least a small industry plant, but is far from one and has had at least five top 10 hits as of 2007 ("Complicated", "Sk8er Boi", "My Happy Ending", "I'm with You" and "Girlfriend"). Her songs tend to be relatable for spoilt teens who don't really have that many problems and are too shallow for their own good. Avril may, at times, just be a pure ammuition for when boomers complain about what Generation Y listens to or what Generation Z listens to.
Avril Lavigne Fan: So you hate Avril, huh? If you don't like her, why would you even look her up in the first place, you pathetically immature bitch? To anyone like you who doesn't think she can sing or thinks she's trying to be somebody she isn't, you're a person who is jealous enough to go and criticize her to get attention. That's pathetic to me, you know.

Anti-Pop Snob: OK, first of all, don't call me jealous and don't ever think that's how I am. Second, Avril is a fucking whiny, pop rock, pussy-ass poser. How can she even be part of the culture or genre the media labels her as, even though I don't care about that. She looks and sounds like Christina Aguilera, plus she's soft as fuck! Her attempts at adult contemporary music, soft rock, soccer mom-core or whatever the fuck you want to call it–"I'm with You", "Complicated", "My Happy Ending", you name it–make her bland as hell and all she does in her songs is whine. Second and lastly, it's fucking pop music! It's Britney Spears, it's the Backstreet Boys, it's Madonna, it's *NSYNC, it's Christina Aguilera, it's Faith Hill, it's Shania Twain… it is what it is. Avril's not even fucking close to someone who's original or different and is just trying way too hard to be both. My, what a poser.
by Super Tips March 24, 2023
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poser

1.) Simple Plan, Good Charlotte, Avril Lavigne and their fans.
2.) To pose and pretend you're not a conformist or a prep when you are.
Oh my God, you conform to everything you're being told to do when you don't think that's what you do! What a poser!
by Super Tips March 26, 2023
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