Super Gerbil's definitions

10 feet

The length of the pole which is sometimes used to touch unsightly or repugnant objects and/or people

Bubba: I wouldnt touch that girl with a 10 foot pole.

Fred: Youre right Bubba. 10 feet aint a big enough distance. Them cooties she's got can jump further than that.

by Super Gerbil June 27, 2004

tiger hand

Little known defense in the game of "rock, scissors, paper". It is made by aiming the open palm of your hand at your opponent and curling the fingers to represent claws. The defense of tiger hand beats paper, but is defeated by both rock (which crushes tiger hand) and scissors (which stab tiger hand).

..Tiger hand claws paper, I win.

by Super Gerbil July 15, 2004

truth

Something which would probably upset a great many of people if it were known and made public.

Truthfully speaking, most people have no idea of what the truth actually is.

by Super Gerbil July 11, 2004

dodgeball

A game often enjoyed by well meaning kids. Often encouraged by sadistic gym teachers in a disguised effort to punish the students that they don't like.

Little Bobby likes playing dodgeball, but not at school where the coach puts all the big kids on one team.

by Super Gerbil December 18, 2003

Penis with ears

A name humorously given to someone who would be refered to as a dick head. Usually reserved for people with large ears.

Bob's girlfriend told him that he was nothing but a penis with ears.

by Super Gerbil July 11, 2004

dreckly

A term meaning 'soon' or 'shortly'. Derived from the word "directly".

No, you dont need any candy! We're eatin' supper here dreckly.

by Super Gerbil July 16, 2004

packing heat

To carry a firearm. Usually refers to the act of carrying a handgun.

Not many people know it, but sweet little old lady Smith is always packing heat.

by Super Gerbil July 12, 2004