Sunflower Man's definitions

VLC media player

VLC is a free and open source cross-platform multimedia player and framework that plays most multimedia files as well as DVDs, Audio CDs, VCDs, and various streaming protocols. It is the most chad media player to exist and anyone who says otherwise (especially people who are named TJ) are very wrong.

"Hey, what media player do you use on PC?"

"I use VLC media player"

"VLC, gross"

"Shut up TJ"

by Sunflower Man January 1, 2021

Wise Hawk Sage

The Wise Hawk Sage is a being who blesses us with his presence by bestowing upon us knowledge that we would not have never known of if it weren't for him giving it to us. He doesn't come very often, but when he does it truly is an enlightening experience. When he is done he flies into the sun awaiting the next soul who required his wisdom.

"Oh Wise Hawk Sage, what wisdom do you bestow upon us mortals today?"

"Don't use VLC media player"

"Oh, strange wisdom but okay"

by Sunflower Man January 3, 2021

Pierre of Gaul

Pierre of Gaul is a legendary warrior who fought for the freedom of Regina Saskatchewan from the tyrannical queen of England. Pierre and his Gauls fell to the army of Regina on July 11, 2020. He and all of his forces were executed on July 30, 2020. Pour one out for the Gauls. Or so we thought, Pierre somehow avoided death and is now planning a second invasion of Regina. THE GAULS HAVE RETURNED. JOIN PIERRE’S ARMY. MARCH TO REGINA AND TAKE BACK THE MOTHERLAND. THE MARCH BEGINS JANUARY 14th.

"GAUL CHAUL WAUL WAUL GAUL CHAUL WAUL WAUL GAUL CHAUL WAUL WAUK"

"Did anyone just hear the Gaul army war cry?"

"Beats me"

"What if it was the ghost of Pierre of Gaul?"

"Beats me"

by Sunflower Man January 10, 2021

Retiary

Retiary, Otherwise known as a total and complete loser dweeb who has an unhealthy obsession with Octopi, is something you should never want to be. Retiarys are always terrible at their jobs and aren't capable of doing anything on their own. Any time a woman passes by he'll instantly simp for them, no matter the circumstance.

"Jesus christ, did you see that guy back there?"

"Yeah, He's such a Retiary."

by Sunflower Man February 25, 2021

Unverified

Unverified is a person or people who have not read through information that would be helpful for them in a certain subject. If you're Unverified you should stop being one, because its not cool.

"how do i watch One Pace?"

"go read FAQ, Unverified"

by Sunflower Man February 28, 2021

Bastia

The greatest Stoat that ever Stoated. May the world beyond be blessed with your presence, Rest in Peace.

"We will never forget you Bastia. You weren't just any Stoat, you were OUR Stoat"

by Sunflower Man March 6, 2021

Stoat

Stoats (Scientific name: Mustela erminea) ara small carnivorous mammals of the weasel family which has chestnut fur with white underparts and a black-tipped tail. It is native to both Eurasia and North America and in northern areas the coat turns white in winter. They are the most badass animals ever and can totally fold anything with only like 2% of their power. Don't let a Stoat catch you talking shit because they'll unleash their wrath upon you.

"Dude Stoats are so awesome"

"I know right?"

by Sunflower Man March 9, 2021