Retiary, Otherwise known as a total and complete loser dweeb who has an unhealthy obsession with Octopi, is something you should never want to be. Retiarys are always terrible at their jobs and aren't capable of doing anything on their own. Any time a woman passes by he'll instantly simp for them, no matter the circumstance.
"Jesus christ, did you see that guy back there?"

"Yeah, He's such a Retiary."
by Sunflower Man February 26, 2021
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