You >:)
Engineer: "You're ugly."
Sniper: "EUGH!"
(Engi starts dancing and clapping his hands between his legs)
Sniper: "heh!"
(Grabs engi and throws him into the abyss)
Engi: "AHHHHHHHHHHHHH-
Mount Scout: "mhm"
Mount Soldier: "ooh!"
(Everything explodes)
Sniper: "EUGH!"
(Engi starts dancing and clapping his hands between his legs)
Sniper: "heh!"
(Grabs engi and throws him into the abyss)
Engi: "AHHHHHHHHHHHHH-
Mount Scout: "mhm"
Mount Soldier: "ooh!"
(Everything explodes)
by Suckmytoes_77 August 31, 2022
A critical hit to the balls. Can happen as a result of being kicked, bumping into the edge of a counter just right, getting rhino'd but their knee hits your sack too, being towel whipped, etc. This can also arise from being hit in the crotch with a bag of nickels, a low flying pigeon, or a beanbag round fired from a shotgun. Can be a mini crit or full crit.
Person 1: "Jimmy told me he rode his BMX through a crowded subway platform and sacktapped 2 guys at once with the handlebars."l
Person 2: "Wow a double testicular crit!"
Person 2: "Wow a double testicular crit!"
by Suckmytoes_77 April 29, 2023