Definitions by Suckmytoes_77

Back of the room Boys

The group of boys that is always present in the rear of every high school classroom. Usually consists of at least 3, but can be a bigger group. There's typically the group leader, who tells the best jokes, and who causes the most chaos during class. There's also the team player, who takes notes and sometimes brings food for the group; playing a crucial role as the "support member" of the group. This allows other group members to goof off, knowing that the team player has their back later on when they're doing homework or studying. The remaining member(s) are the munchers, who consume vast quantities of food during their occupation, even if they aren't hungry. This is usually done in an attempt to piss off the teacher, or to get a few good natured laughs from their classmates. Sometimes they also provide "belching fire" to distract the teacher so other members can engage in hooligan behavior, such as hitting a vape under the desk, or shooting spitballs at the ceiling.

(explosion followed by laughter)

"Ugh. The back of the room Boys are at it again. I heard they put a thumbtack on Mr White's chair last week."

Back of the room Boys by Suckmytoes_77 August 16, 2021

Bag sweat 

Sweat that has accumulated on the testicles; usually after a workout, intense sports practice, or a round of vigorous masturbation.

🅱️Rian: "aw sick bro. why's your hand all moist?"

Chad: "AYO I DAPPED YOU UP WITH MY BAG SWEAT. THAT'S FOR BUSTING A LOAD IN MY GYM SOCK LAST WEEK."

Bag sweat by Suckmytoes_77 July 4, 2021

Dart SZN 

Dart SZN (season) is a period of time (usually the winter season) which is reserved for the consumption of darts (cigarettes). Dart SZN was created so that smokers who wish to cut back a bit on their habit have a designated time of the year during which they can partake in it; after which they attempt to go cold turkey for the remainder of the year.

Person 1: "Yooo guess what time it is?"
Person 2: "Is it really time already?" It must be-
Both: "DART SZN!"

(Sparks up cigarette)

Dart SZN by Suckmytoes_77 May 18, 2021

Piss pen 

Another word for a dab pen, which is an electronic device that you use to vape dabs with. Nicknamed piss pen because dabs are the same shade of yellow as piss.

Yooo I'm tryna get baked before class starts. Lemme hit the piss pen

Piss pen by Suckmytoes_77 April 19, 2021

Lahey juul 

Another word for a breathalyzer, which is a device used to monitor one's blood alcohol content (BAC). Dubbed 'the Lahey juul' because in the television series "Trailer Park Boys," Jim Lahey (park supervisor) frequently uses a breathalyzer in a similar fashion to a nicotine addict.

Yo I got pulled over by this cop who was super chill. He even let me hit his Lahey juul.

Lahey juul by Suckmytoes_77 April 18, 2021

Rat earbuds 

Rat earbuds are earbuds made from a pair of ears off a dead rat's carcass, along with some spare wire. The ears of the rat function as the buds that go in your ears, while the wire functions as the cord and aux plug. Not as good as normal ear buds, but will do in a pinch.

Crafting requirements:

x2 severed rat ears

x1 spare wiring

x1 salvaged aux plug

Johnny broke his air pods and didn't have the money for a new pair so he fashioned himself a pair of rat earbuds for now until he gets paid on Friday.

Rat earbuds by Suckmytoes_77 April 14, 2021

Zombie 

An insult for someone who is part of generation Z. Based on how Z can stand for zombie. Basically an alternative word for "zoomer."

"Stfu zombie. You're whole generation is soft asf." -Mike the Millennial

Zombie by Suckmytoes_77 April 13, 2021