Poop n piss

Something you say when you're angry. Usually when you find out about something that makes you upset.

(car breaks down on the side of a deserted road)

Driver: "poop n piss!"

by Suckmytoes_77 October 12, 2024

Hot Toddy

A Hot Toddy is when some gives you a blowjob, but prior to doing so, they ingested something spicy, (like buffalo wings, for example). It hurts really bad, and you usually scream "HOT TODDY!" when it happens. It can also be when someone gives you a handjob after coming into contact with a sensitive-skin irritant, like chili flakes. Sometimes it's an accident, but sometimes they know it'll hurt you and they do it anyway to be a bad person.

Person 1: "Ok ready?"

Person 2: "Yeah go for it. Oh yes. YESSSS... Hey wait a minute.. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! HOT TODDY! HOT TODDY! OW! OW! OW! GODDAMMIT RINSE YOUR MOUTH OUT NEXT TIME, OR BETTER YET LAY OFF THE BUFFALO WINGS!"

by Suckmytoes_77 August 09, 2022

Piss pen

Another word for a dab pen, which is an electronic device that you use to vape dabs with. Nicknamed piss pen because dabs are the same shade of yellow as piss.

Yooo I'm tryna get baked before class starts. Lemme hit the piss pen

by Suckmytoes_77 April 19, 2021

Rat earbuds

Rat earbuds are earbuds made from a pair of ears off a dead rat's carcass, along with some spare wire. The ears of the rat function as the buds that go in your ears, while the wire functions as the cord and aux plug. Not as good as normal ear buds, but will do in a pinch.

Crafting requirements:

x2 severed rat ears

x1 spare wiring

x1 salvaged aux plug

Johnny broke his air pods and didn't have the money for a new pair so he fashioned himself a pair of rat earbuds for now until he gets paid on Friday.

by Suckmytoes_77 April 14, 2021

Dart SZN

Dart SZN (season) is a period of time (usually the winter season) which is reserved for the consumption of darts (cigarettes). Dart SZN was created so that smokers who wish to cut back a bit on their habit have a designated time of the year during which they can partake in it; after which they attempt to go cold turkey for the remainder of the year.

Person 1: "Yooo guess what time it is?"
Person 2: "Is it really time already?" It must be-
Both: "DART SZN!"

(Sparks up cigarette)

by Suckmytoes_77 May 18, 2021

Piss baby

The bloating that occurs on a woman's abdomen when she has a full bladder. Often times after sex a woman will have to pee really bad from the stimulation, which can create a piss baby. It's called a piss baby because it makes her abdomen swell, and loosely resembles a pregnant woman's stomach.

Example 1: I shouldn't have drank all that water. Now I've got a piss baby

Example 2: after getting plowed for 30 minutes straight, Veronica realized getting stuffed with d gave her a piss baby.

by Suckmytoes_77 December 15, 2023

Pissoon

A spitoon for your piss. A spitoon is shaped like a vase and made of metal, and exists for the purpose of giving people a place to deposit their chewing tobacco when they are done with it. A pissoon is traditionally a porcelain bowl commonly found in saloons. They existed in a time before toilets as a place to piss. In modern times, a pissoon can be described as any container into which one pisses in. (Arizona tea jug, Gatorade bottle, empty protein powder jar etc).

I was driving home and I knew I wasn't gonna make it so I pulled it the emergency pissoon and drained the coconut.

by Suckmytoes_77 March 11, 2024