Suckmytoes_77's definitions

Resume Fodder

Resume fodder is a bullshit job that you are aware is bullshit, but you only work there for a short period of time to use it later on as a reference. By working there for only a month and then quitting, you can stack up your resume and theoretically speedrun the corporate ladder. Think of it as gun game in Call of Duty but for jobs.

Yeah I got hired at TGI Fridays as a line cook. I'm only gonna be there till I line up something slightly better this job sucks it's nothing but resume fodder

by Suckmytoes_77 July 29, 2024

Copper fighter

This can have 2 meanings. One is a synonym of penny pincher; a word for an extreme cheapskate who is very stingy. They are a copper fighter because they haggle you down to a cheaper price, or they'll grumble about something reasonably priced being "unfair." Also because pennies have a copper coating.

The other meaning is someone who steals copper material such as wiring, roof panels, or copper pipes to exchange for money at a salvage yard. Usually they commit this theft to support a drug habit. They're copper fighters because they'll do whatever it takes to support their drug addictions, meaning they'll fight tooth and nail to get the money in the form of the copper.

That copper fighter really tried to bring the price from 200 down to 60. This is a supermarket chain not an auction house!

I caught those 2 copper fighters trying to steal my Christmas lights again! Sent them running for the hills!

by Suckmytoes_77 November 29, 2024

The Back of the Room Boys

Group of boys common in most classroom settings, usually consisting of 3, but can be more. They take up residence in the rear of a classroom; usually by the heating unit or a dusty bookshelf/filing cabinet. They use this area as their base of operations, as it's really easy to get away with goofing off in class. Some behaviors they take part in include, (but aren't limited to) consuming vast quantities of food, (sometimes for the soul purpose of making loud crunching sounds to piss off their classmates), burping really loud, kicking others seats, shooting volleys of spitballs, telling dirty jokes, destruction of school-owned property and overall being an absolute distraction to the current lesson at hand. Sometimes the group will migrate out of their dugout to the bathroom, where they can continue their bad behavior in a more private setting; such as vaping, or taking a monster shit in the urinal.

(explosion followed by laughter)

Goddammit. The back of the room boys are at it again.

Example 2:

"And so. We then carry the 3 and we'll use it in the next column which gives us a remainder of-

BurrrrrrRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP

Teacher: "Who was that? No seriously. Whoever did that is getting detention."

Teachers pet: "It was Kyle."

Teacher: "thank you, Jeffrey. As for you Kyle, I sentence you to the gulag! And that goes for the rest of you back of the room hooligans!"

by Suckmytoes_77 August 17, 2022

Thincel

An overweight person who blames skinny people for their problems. Often times they might choose to resent or even hate others, calling them skinny/scrawny, rather than acknowledging that their weight might be a health concern and taking steps to ensure that they'll live a healthy life by taking the right steps. They blame society and people they see as thin as the source of their problems, refusing to accept that maybe they should do something about their weight instead of just blaming everyone else. Of course there are times where one is unable to do anything about their weight despite their best efforts, but hating on others isn't the right answer. NOT EVERY OVERWEIGHT PERSON IS A THINCEL. IT'S ONLY THE ONES WHO BLAME SOCIETY AND THIN PEOPLE FOR THEIR WEIGHT PROBLEMS. PLEASE DON'T GO AROUND CALLING EVERYONE A THINCEL.

"Bro Betty is such a thincel. She acts like it's society's fault that she's overweight but whenever I offer to go to the gym with her or tell her to not eat so much junk food she glares at me and calls me a twig."

by Suckmytoes_77 November 14, 2022

Piss pilled

When someone is referred to as "Piss pilled", it means that they're generally bitter, resentful, and often angry/upset at/towards others for no reason, or an irrational reason. They are called "Piss pilled" as a take on the 1999 film The Matrix, in which there is an option for the protagonist to take the red or blue pill, each with a different consequence. In recent years, red and blue pills have garnered more attention and relevance in popular Internet culture, as they have gained deeper meanings, and more pills have been made up. Too long didn't read, taking the Piss pill means that you have chosen to live a life of "pissful ignorance," or a life where you are always pissed off and everything sucks for you.

Person 1: "Why's that guy such an a-hole? I didn't even do anything and he flipped me off and told me to go f myself!"

Person 2: "Ah don't mind Brian. He's Piss pilled. It's nothing personal he's just a jerk to everyone."

by Suckmytoes_77 November 14, 2022

Backside beans

Small nuggets of poop that are about the size of a small grape, and that usually come out one at a time. Named so due to their round shape and small size.

"Ayo some dumb fuck left backside beans in the urinal! What the actual f-"

"Honey! Someone left backside beans on our porch... AGAIN..."

by Suckmytoes_77 August 16, 2021

Martha Stewart prison

It's where rich people/celebrities go when they're convicted of a white-collar crime. Unlike regular prison, the conditions there are quite comfortable, and are comparable to being under house arrest at a country club. Sentences tend to be short as celebrities tend to not have to face the full wrath of the law like us commoners do, so they typically only get 1-2 years, or 4 if they did something truly heinous.

Commoner 1: "I can't believe (insert celebrity name here) only got 2 years in that Martha Stewart prison. They flattened a group of kids boarding a bus because they were hammered behind the wheel!"

Commoner 2: "Well I still can't believe (insert other celebrity name) only got community service. HE DEFECATED THROUGH A SUNROOF."

by Suckmytoes_77 March 13, 2023