Definitions by Suckmytoes_77

Piss kiss 

Another term for eating pussy

Todd gave Samantha a piss kiss last night

Piss kiss by Suckmytoes_77 May 20, 2024

Sadik eballs 

The next dumb catchphrase regurgitated by iPad kids (probably. this is just a prediction)

Moron: "Her der der. Sadik Eballs!"

Normal person: "stfu"

Sadik eballs by Suckmytoes_77 May 9, 2024

Ligma male

A male capable of licking his own balls, usually by either extreme flexibility or by having their bottom ribs surgically removed for this purpose.

"I'm a ligma male"

"Nice try Jonathan. I know you're gonna tell me to lick your balls when I ask you what that means."

"No dude. I was trying to tell you I'm capable of licking my own balls."

Ligma male by Suckmytoes_77 March 12, 2024

Piss baby 

A piss baby is when a woman's stomach becomes bloated from her bladder being full. This usually happens after sexual activity, which triggers the bloating. Called a piss baby because it creates a "piss baby bump." This one makes more sense than everyone else's definition of a piss baby being "a little bitch." Y'all ain't original :I

Rebecca's lover gave her a piss baby after a wonderful love making session. She then sat on the toilet for 5 minutes, peeing until it was gone.

Piss baby by Suckmytoes_77 March 11, 2024

Clitoon 

A cup shaped container used to catch a woman's squirt so it doesn't make a mess everywhere.

Good thing I've got a clitoon, otherwise my sheets would be soiled.

Thanks again Gary. Your mouth makes a good clitoon :)

Clitoon by Suckmytoes_77 March 11, 2024

Jizzoon 

a cup that you whack it into. The cup is meant to catch the semen so that it won't make a mess when you finish. It's a spitoon for your cock what more can I say.

Welp. It's time to shoot some globs of glue into the old jizzoon.

Jizzoon: oh my god please just fucking kill me already

Jizzoon by Suckmytoes_77 March 11, 2024

Pissoon 

A spitoon for your piss. A spitoon is shaped like a vase and made of metal, and exists for the purpose of giving people a place to deposit their chewing tobacco when they are done with it. A pissoon is traditionally a porcelain bowl commonly found in saloons. They existed in a time before toilets as a place to piss. In modern times, a pissoon can be described as any container into which one pisses in. (Arizona tea jug, Gatorade bottle, empty protein powder jar etc).

I was driving home and I knew I wasn't gonna make it so I pulled it the emergency pissoon and drained the coconut.

Pissoon by Suckmytoes_77 March 11, 2024