Suckmytoes_77's definitions

Backside beans

Small nuggets of poop that are about the size of a small grape, and that usually come out one at a time. Named so due to their round shape and small size.

"Ayo some dumb fuck left backside beans in the urinal! What the actual f-"

"Honey! Someone left backside beans on our porch... AGAIN..."

by Suckmytoes_77 August 16, 2021

Ugly

You >:)

Engineer: "You're ugly."
Sniper: "EUGH!"

(Engi starts dancing and clapping his hands between his legs)

Sniper: "heh!"

(Grabs engi and throws him into the abyss)

Engi: "AHHHHHHHHHHHHH-
Mount Scout: "mhm"
Mount Soldier: "ooh!"
(Everything explodes)

by Suckmytoes_77 August 31, 2022

Bag sweat

Sweat that has accumulated on the testicles; usually after a workout, intense sports practice, or a round of vigorous masturbation.

🅱️Rian: "aw sick bro. why's your hand all moist?"

Chad: "AYO I DAPPED YOU UP WITH MY BAG SWEAT. THAT'S FOR BUSTING A LOAD IN MY GYM SOCK LAST WEEK."

by Suckmytoes_77 July 4, 2021

Back of the room Boys

The group of boys that is always present in the rear of every high school classroom. Usually consists of at least 3, but can be a bigger group. There's typically the group leader, who tells the best jokes, and who causes the most chaos during class. There's also the team player, who takes notes and sometimes brings food for the group; playing a crucial role as the "support member" of the group. This allows other group members to goof off, knowing that the team player has their back later on when they're doing homework or studying. The remaining member(s) are the munchers, who consume vast quantities of food during their occupation, even if they aren't hungry. This is usually done in an attempt to piss off the teacher, or to get a few good natured laughs from their classmates. Sometimes they also provide "belching fire" to distract the teacher so other members can engage in hooligan behavior, such as hitting a vape under the desk, or shooting spitballs at the ceiling.

(explosion followed by laughter)

"Ugh. The back of the room Boys are at it again. I heard they put a thumbtack on Mr White's chair last week."

by Suckmytoes_77 August 16, 2021

Litty bar

Another word for Xanax

"Yoo I heard you're selling litty bars I'll take 10"

"Bro's off the litty bar."

by Suckmytoes_77 February 17, 2024

Shit stain

An insult for IRL streamers like Dickhead Doherty and Dodge Neon who do nothing but annoy everyone around them, and who's presence is equally insufferable to that of a skid mark in a toilet bowl

Ugh. I saw one of those shit stains recording people on the subway. I don't know what his problem is bothering people like that.

Ignore him. He's just another shit stain on the societal urinal. If you ignore him eventually he'll go away.

by Suckmytoes_77 January 24, 2024

Double barrel SNOTgun

It's when your nose is really stuffy and you simultaneously blow air really hard through each nostril, which might be enough to blast snot from both of them at the same time, projecting a scattered tapestry of snot onto whatever you happened to be aiming you face at. It can also be done unintentionally, such as when you sneeze really hard and manage to cover your mouth but it gets diverted to your nose, spraying particles every which way. Regardless it's pretty disgusting so make sure you use a damn tissue next time or if you don't have one sneeze into your sleeve.

"Oh well that's gross. That guy just fired his double barrel SNOTgun at his desk and now there's boogers everywhere."

"I was sitting in class and this guy behind me blasted the back of my head with a double barrel SNOTgun. Guess that explains why my nose is feeling a little stuffy and I feel a cold coming on. ACHOO!"

by Suckmytoes_77 September 26, 2023