A group of terminally online virgins that like to blame women for their problems. They also huff a strain of copium that makes themselves feel like they're "too good" for the women that rejected them even though that's straight up false. Typically filled with those who call themselves "alpha males" yet they have zero social skills and usually get roasted by the women they invite onto their podcasts. By this same logic the smaller your cock is and the more rejections you get from women, the more respected you are in this utterly pathetic movement. There's also members like sneako who think it makes you a "man" to get cucked and watch your girlfriend do it with another dude. Go ahead and downvote this you pathetic virgins IDGAF.
Bro imagine watching the fresh and fit podcast and thinking they're cool.. bunch of sobs from the red pill movement. They literally cry to their fans after getting roasted by the people they started an argument with.
by Suckmytoes_77 July 03, 2025
Get the Red pill movement mug.A word used to insult tech bros, which is meant to poke fun at them for their often pretentious nature and how they will often suck the nipples of Elon musk. A technel is someone who is easily suckered into buying gimmicky gadgets just so they can drone on and on to people who couldn't care less about the specs of it. Often times the technel will wonder why nobody invites them to parties and why women don't call back after the first date.
Technel: "My cyber truck has 200 kwh of charge and goes from 0-60 in .2 seconds! It even comes with a tent option for a measly 3k extra! bet you're so jealous!"
Person: "imagine flexing the fact that you paid 80k for an overpriced Pontiac Aztec that will be completely rusted out in 6 months."
Person: "imagine flexing the fact that you paid 80k for an overpriced Pontiac Aztec that will be completely rusted out in 6 months."
by Suckmytoes_77 May 20, 2024
Get the Technel mug.When you bum rush someone, it means you ambush them using an unfair combat advantage. A lot of the other definitions list it specifically as charging someone and bodyslamming them into a solid wall, which is applicable because it's total bullshit and usually catches the victim off guard. Other examples include (but are not limited to) attacking someone from behind by sprinting at them and landing a tackle, ganging up on someone and beating them to the ground with superior numbers, or hitting someone with a sucker punch while they're distracted fighting someone else. This is also a tactic in the board game risk, but in this case it consists of plopping down all your armies in one previously weakly defended country and defeating the surrounding countries (usually defended by only 1 or two armies) by spam attacking and having your opponent be unfortunate enough to roll a 1 every goddamn time and lose half their territories. Smash and grab robberies could be considered another example, as a mob of people obscure their faces, run into a store, grab whatever they can, and dash out in the blink of an eye, using their superior numbers to overwhelm store security and staff and to make it harder to uncover an individual suspect's identity. Bum rushing comes from the fact that these tactics are often seen as cheap or low of someone to use, which makes them a bum for having to use them instead of a fair fight.
Example 1: I almost got killed yesterday. This dude freaking bum rushed me and stole my wallet after pistol whipping me out of nowhere with his gun.
Example 2: "I've got his legs! Break both his arms with the bat while guy 3 hits him in the nuts with his golf club!"
Jack thought he had found the ultimate spot to survive in tf2 zombies but his posse was quickly wiped out thanks to the zombie medics bum rushing them by spamming taunt heals and taunt kills by the doorway until the other medics were able to make a breakthrough and swarm the room.
Example 2: "I've got his legs! Break both his arms with the bat while guy 3 hits him in the nuts with his golf club!"
Jack thought he had found the ultimate spot to survive in tf2 zombies but his posse was quickly wiped out thanks to the zombie medics bum rushing them by spamming taunt heals and taunt kills by the doorway until the other medics were able to make a breakthrough and swarm the room.
by Suckmytoes_77 December 29, 2023
Get the Bum rush mug.A condition that is almost exclusive to gen alpha. Brain rot is a deterioration of both one's critical thinking skills as well as their attention span. The root cause of brainrot has been debated, though many professionals have narrowed it down to being glued to an iPad for 8 hours a day since age 2 and skibidi toilet. The remedy for brain rot includes making actual friends, touching grass and having hobbies that don't revolve around skibidi toilet references.
Moron: "Her der skibidi toilet"
Survivor: "watch out it's one of those brainrot corpses. Don't get bitten or you'll turn into one of them."
Survivor: "watch out it's one of those brainrot corpses. Don't get bitten or you'll turn into one of them."
by Suckmytoes_77 July 02, 2024
Get the Brainrot mug.When you open a solo server in left 4 dead 2 after getting trolled by team-killers. Since these losers often surf from server to server trolling everyone in sight you can trick them into joining as creating a lobby adds yours to the queue and they are likely to select it. Once they join you are able to easily kill their character as soon as they join to get revenge. If you're skilled enough you could also give them a minor headache by crashing the server, forcing them to restart their computer and wasting their time
by Suckmytoes_77 August 08, 2024
Get the Troll bait mug.Group of boys common in most classroom settings, usually consisting of 3, but can be more. They take up residence in the rear of a classroom; usually by the heating unit or a dusty bookshelf/filing cabinet. They use this area as their base of operations, as it's really easy to get away with goofing off in class. Some behaviors they take part in include, (but aren't limited to) consuming vast quantities of food, (sometimes for the soul purpose of making loud crunching sounds to piss off their classmates), burping really loud, kicking others seats, shooting volleys of spitballs, telling dirty jokes, destruction of school-owned property and overall being an absolute distraction to the current lesson at hand. Sometimes the group will migrate out of their dugout to the bathroom, where they can continue their bad behavior in a more private setting; such as vaping, or taking a monster shit in the urinal.
(explosion followed by laughter)
Goddammit. The back of the room boys are at it again.
Example 2:
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Teacher: "Who was that? No seriously. Whoever did that is getting detention."
Teachers pet: "It was Kyle."
Teacher: "thank you, Jeffrey. As for you Kyle, I sentence you to the gulag! And that goes for the rest of you back of the room hooligans!"
Goddammit. The back of the room boys are at it again.
Example 2:
"And so. We then carry the 3 and we'll use it in the next column which gives us a remainder of-
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Teacher: "Who was that? No seriously. Whoever did that is getting detention."
Teachers pet: "It was Kyle."
Teacher: "thank you, Jeffrey. As for you Kyle, I sentence you to the gulag! And that goes for the rest of you back of the room hooligans!"
by Suckmytoes_77 August 17, 2022
Get the The Back of the Room Boys mug.Someone who's life is dominated by technology, more so than the average person. This person always has an array of gadgets on their person, such as the newest phone, watch, etc. Some of the tools they own might fill a niche role, or one that is a total gimmick, such as a shoulder-mounted automatic fly swatter, or in the case of a useless gimmick, a juicero juicing machine. Often times the technel will brag about how advanced their technology is to the point where the objects they own become their whole personality and more or less extensions of themselves. Technels are the type of people who will talk all day about all the benefits of modern day innovations, but would be left defenseless should their beloved technologies fail, and will likely attribute this failure to external factors rather than poor design. Most technels wouldn't survive 3 days in the wilderness without their little toys.
Example 1:
Technel: "The flesh is weak.. Robots are our masters!"
Regular person: "goddamn when will this technel shut up he's been hogging the mic for 20 minutes now."
Example 2: Technel brags about shoes with built in climate control, regenerative insoles, and self tying laces made of titanium cable. Technel tries to demonstrate the capabilities of the hydraulic jump feature, failing to account for the fact that the shoes have a weight limit of 130 lbs between the two of them and the engineers didn't do a very good job creating a waterproof design. Technel doesn't make it over the massive puddle they tried to jump and total their $18,000 shoes, blaming the failure on "wind conditions."
Technel: "The flesh is weak.. Robots are our masters!"
Regular person: "goddamn when will this technel shut up he's been hogging the mic for 20 minutes now."
Example 2: Technel brags about shoes with built in climate control, regenerative insoles, and self tying laces made of titanium cable. Technel tries to demonstrate the capabilities of the hydraulic jump feature, failing to account for the fact that the shoes have a weight limit of 130 lbs between the two of them and the engineers didn't do a very good job creating a waterproof design. Technel doesn't make it over the massive puddle they tried to jump and total their $18,000 shoes, blaming the failure on "wind conditions."
by Suckmytoes_77 November 08, 2023
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