Suckmytoes_77's definitions

Red Pill

A movement for pathetic men to feel special about themselves. The idea itself comes from the matrix, where in the film taking the red pill means that you see the reality of life no matter how painful it is. In recent years a lot of internet personas (such as professional douchebag Andrew Tate) have used this philosophy as a cash cow to take advantage of the waves of fatherless virgins that make up the fanbase of red pill preachers. They often speak to their fanbase by claiming that by following their teachings, they will gain the successes they desire. The irony is that there's a rather obvious disconnect between the preachers and the followers of the red pill philosophy, to the point where it becomes painfully obvious to those not indoctrinated that it's a load of bologna used by those who preach this ideology in order to sell bogus online courses to their fans. Most often these courses will supposedly detail how to get money or get women to like you. However, if these losers actually wanted these things they'd be thinking for themselves (another irony, since red pill also encourages free thought) and wouldn't need advice from these scumbags. TLDR a movement for losers adopted by scammers to take advantage of said losers

"Bro Malcolm is such a loser. I hear he's one of those incels who watches that Andrew Tate guy."

"Ikr. What a red pill bootlicker"

by Suckmytoes_77 September 30, 2023

Shit stain

An insult for IRL streamers like Dickhead Doherty and Dodge Neon who do nothing but annoy everyone around them, and who's presence is equally insufferable to that of a skid mark in a toilet bowl

Ugh. I saw one of those shit stains recording people on the subway. I don't know what his problem is bothering people like that.

Ignore him. He's just another shit stain on the societal urinal. If you ignore him eventually he'll go away.

by Suckmytoes_77 January 24, 2024

Double barrel SNOTgun

It's when your nose is really stuffy and you simultaneously blow air really hard through each nostril, which might be enough to blast snot from both of them at the same time, projecting a scattered tapestry of snot onto whatever you happened to be aiming you face at. It can also be done unintentionally, such as when you sneeze really hard and manage to cover your mouth but it gets diverted to your nose, spraying particles every which way. Regardless it's pretty disgusting so make sure you use a damn tissue next time or if you don't have one sneeze into your sleeve.

"Oh well that's gross. That guy just fired his double barrel SNOTgun at his desk and now there's boogers everywhere."

"I was sitting in class and this guy behind me blasted the back of my head with a double barrel SNOTgun. Guess that explains why my nose is feeling a little stuffy and I feel a cold coming on. ACHOO!"

by Suckmytoes_77 September 26, 2023

Pissoon

A spitoon for your piss. A spitoon is shaped like a vase and made of metal, and exists for the purpose of giving people a place to deposit their chewing tobacco when they are done with it. A pissoon is traditionally a porcelain bowl commonly found in saloons. They existed in a time before toilets as a place to piss. In modern times, a pissoon can be described as any container into which one pisses in. (Arizona tea jug, Gatorade bottle, empty protein powder jar etc).

I was driving home and I knew I wasn't gonna make it so I pulled it the emergency pissoon and drained the coconut.

by Suckmytoes_77 March 11, 2024

Sadik eballs

The next dumb catchphrase regurgitated by iPad kids (probably. this is just a prediction)

Moron: "Her der der. Sadik Eballs!"

Normal person: "stfu"

by Suckmytoes_77 May 9, 2024

Rat earbuds

Rat earbuds are earbuds made from a pair of ears off a dead rat's carcass, along with some spare wire. The ears of the rat function as the buds that go in your ears, while the wire functions as the cord and aux plug. Not as good as normal ear buds, but will do in a pinch.

Crafting requirements:

x2 severed rat ears

x1 spare wiring

x1 salvaged aux plug

Johnny broke his air pods and didn't have the money for a new pair so he fashioned himself a pair of rat earbuds for now until he gets paid on Friday.

by Suckmytoes_77 April 14, 2021

Bag sweat

Sweat that has accumulated on the testicles; usually after a workout, intense sports practice, or a round of vigorous masturbation.

🅱️Rian: "aw sick bro. why's your hand all moist?"

Chad: "AYO I DAPPED YOU UP WITH MY BAG SWEAT. THAT'S FOR BUSTING A LOAD IN MY GYM SOCK LAST WEEK."

by Suckmytoes_77 July 4, 2021