Definitions by Suckmytoes_77

Red Pill 

A movement for pathetic men to feel special about themselves. The idea itself comes from the matrix, where in the film taking the red pill means that you see the reality of life no matter how painful it is. In recent years a lot of internet personas (such as professional douchebag Andrew Tate) have used this philosophy as a cash cow to take advantage of the waves of fatherless virgins that make up the fanbase of red pill preachers. They often speak to their fanbase by claiming that by following their teachings, they will gain the successes they desire. The irony is that there's a rather obvious disconnect between the preachers and the followers of the red pill philosophy, to the point where it becomes painfully obvious to those not indoctrinated that it's a load of bologna used by those who preach this ideology in order to sell bogus online courses to their fans. Most often these courses will supposedly detail how to get money or get women to like you. However, if these losers actually wanted these things they'd be thinking for themselves (another irony, since red pill also encourages free thought) and wouldn't need advice from these scumbags. TLDR a movement for losers adopted by scammers to take advantage of said losers

"Bro Malcolm is such a loser. I hear he's one of those incels who watches that Andrew Tate guy."

"Ikr. What a red pill bootlicker"

Red Pill by Suckmytoes_77 September 30, 2023

Double barrel SNOTgun

It's when your nose is really stuffy and you simultaneously blow air really hard through each nostril, which might be enough to blast snot from both of them at the same time, projecting a scattered tapestry of snot onto whatever you happened to be aiming you face at. It can also be done unintentionally, such as when you sneeze really hard and manage to cover your mouth but it gets diverted to your nose, spraying particles every which way. Regardless it's pretty disgusting so make sure you use a damn tissue next time or if you don't have one sneeze into your sleeve.

"Oh well that's gross. That guy just fired his double barrel SNOTgun at his desk and now there's boogers everywhere."

"I was sitting in class and this guy behind me blasted the back of my head with a double barrel SNOTgun. Guess that explains why my nose is feeling a little stuffy and I feel a cold coming on. ACHOO!"

Double barrel SNOTgun by Suckmytoes_77 September 26, 2023

Rhino 

The act of running (dare I say charging) at an unsuspecting person from behind, and slamming your knee into their tailbone. Named so because it resembles a rhino's charge. Often times there is no rhyme or reason to this act, other than to be a total dick to your friends.

Example 1: "I'm about to rhino this random dude. This is gonna be hilarious."

Example 2: "GET RHINO'D BIYATCH!"

Rhino by Suckmytoes_77 April 28, 2023

Testicular crit

A critical hit to the balls. Can happen as a result of being kicked, bumping into the edge of a counter just right, getting rhino'd but their knee hits your sack too, being towel whipped, etc. This can also arise from being hit in the crotch with a bag of nickels, a low flying pigeon, or a beanbag round fired from a shotgun. Can be a mini crit or full crit.

Person 1: "Jimmy told me he rode his BMX through a crowded subway platform and sacktapped 2 guys at once with the handlebars."l

Person 2: "Wow a double testicular crit!"

Testicular crit by Suckmytoes_77 April 28, 2023

Audible Diarrhea 

A term used to describe something that is extremely unpleasant to the ears. Can be used to describe a really terrible song, a bad speech, an annoying voice etc. Sounds like it came out of someone's asshole

"I hate this song. The person singing it sounds like audible diarrhea."

Audible Diarrhea by Suckmytoes_77 April 21, 2023

Martha Stewart prison 

It's where rich people/celebrities go when they're convicted of a white-collar crime. Unlike regular prison, the conditions there are quite comfortable, and are comparable to being under house arrest at a country club. Sentences tend to be short as celebrities tend to not have to face the full wrath of the law like us commoners do, so they typically only get 1-2 years, or 4 if they did something truly heinous.

Commoner 1: "I can't believe (insert celebrity name here) only got 2 years in that Martha Stewart prison. They flattened a group of kids boarding a bus because they were hammered behind the wheel!"

Commoner 2: "Well I still can't believe (insert other celebrity name) only got community service. HE DEFECATED THROUGH A SUNROOF."

Martha Stewart prison by Suckmytoes_77 March 13, 2023

Thincel 

An overweight person who blames skinny people for their problems. Often times they might choose to resent or even hate others, calling them skinny/scrawny, rather than acknowledging that their weight might be a health concern and taking steps to ensure that they'll live a healthy life by taking the right steps. They blame society and people they see as thin as the source of their problems, refusing to accept that maybe they should do something about their weight instead of just blaming everyone else. Of course there are times where one is unable to do anything about their weight despite their best efforts, but hating on others isn't the right answer. NOT EVERY OVERWEIGHT PERSON IS A THINCEL. IT'S ONLY THE ONES WHO BLAME SOCIETY AND THIN PEOPLE FOR THEIR WEIGHT PROBLEMS. PLEASE DON'T GO AROUND CALLING EVERYONE A THINCEL.

"Bro Betty is such a thincel. She acts like it's society's fault that she's overweight but whenever I offer to go to the gym with her or tell her to not eat so much junk food she glares at me and calls me a twig."

Thincel by Suckmytoes_77 November 14, 2022