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6 o clock shadow

The shadow that results from a man who is naked. The silhouette it presents is one of the man's general figure with his schlong hanging down in the limp position. It's easier to see on guys with massive cocks because it extents further out from their body (source: your mom :) ). It's called a 6 o clock shadow because the penis pointing straight down resembles a clock when the hour hand is at 6.
"I was in the locker room with Jack and his towel fell down and-and I just couldn't resist. I looked down at the floor and he had a 6 o clock shadow."
by Suckmytoes_77 October 11, 2023
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Testicular crit

A critical hit to the balls. Can happen as a result of being kicked, bumping into the edge of a counter just right, getting rhino'd but their knee hits your sack too, being towel whipped, etc. This can also arise from being hit in the crotch with a bag of nickels, a low flying pigeon, or a beanbag round fired from a shotgun. Can be a mini crit or full crit.
Person 1: "Jimmy told me he rode his BMX through a crowded subway platform and sacktapped 2 guys at once with the handlebars."l

Person 2: "Wow a double testicular crit!"
by Suckmytoes_77 April 28, 2023
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Brainrot

A condition that is almost exclusive to gen alpha. Brain rot is a deterioration of both one's critical thinking skills as well as their attention span. The root cause of brainrot has been debated, though many professionals have narrowed it down to being glued to an iPad for 8 hours a day since age 2 and skibidi toilet. The remedy for brain rot includes making actual friends, touching grass and having hobbies that don't revolve around skibidi toilet references.
Moron: "Her der skibidi toilet"

Survivor: "watch out it's one of those brainrot corpses. Don't get bitten or you'll turn into one of them."
by Suckmytoes_77 July 2, 2024
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Troll bait

When you open a solo server in left 4 dead 2 after getting trolled by team-killers. Since these losers often surf from server to server trolling everyone in sight you can trick them into joining as creating a lobby adds yours to the queue and they are likely to select it. Once they join you are able to easily kill their character as soon as they join to get revenge. If you're skilled enough you could also give them a minor headache by crashing the server, forcing them to restart their computer and wasting their time
Gotcha virgin! You fell for the troll bait!
by Suckmytoes_77 August 8, 2024
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Piss kiss

Todd gave Samantha a piss kiss last night
by Suckmytoes_77 May 20, 2024
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Rhino

The act of running (dare I say charging) at an unsuspecting person from behind, and slamming your knee into their tailbone. Named so because it resembles a rhino's charge. Often times there is no rhyme or reason to this act, other than to be a total dick to your friends.
Example 1: "I'm about to rhino this random dude. This is gonna be hilarious."

Example 2: "GET RHINO'D BIYATCH!"
by Suckmytoes_77 April 28, 2023
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Zombie bait

Zombie bait is a term for those in zombie shows, video games, movies etc. who are unlikely to survive due to one limiting characteristic or another that makes their chances of survival slim. Usually they're the ones who end up dying pretty early on in the storyline, leaving others who are more suited to survive. Seeing as how they aren't particularly useful to a survivor party, they are called bait because their lack of usefulness is their greatest strength: when they end up getting devoured by zombies their screams end up attracting zombies to the feast allowing other survivors to escape or flank the zombies in order to grab supplies.
Example 1: the fat guy who dies at the beginning of zombieland

Example 2: someone who has no survival or combat skills whatsoever and is unable to adapt, having only survived this long because they've surrounded themselves with others who do

Example 3: Shane used Otis as zombie bait, shooting him in the leg and stealing his supplies, making his escape while the zombies focused all their attention on eating Otis
by Suckmytoes_77 August 8, 2024
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