by Suckmytoes_77 May 21, 2024
Good thing I've got a clitoon, otherwise my sheets would be soiled.
Thanks again Gary. Your mouth makes a good clitoon :)
Thanks again Gary. Your mouth makes a good clitoon :)
by Suckmytoes_77 March 12, 2024
Someone who's life is dominated by technology, more so than the average person. This person always has an array of gadgets on their person, such as the newest phone, watch, etc. Some of the tools they own might fill a niche role, or one that is a total gimmick, such as a shoulder-mounted automatic fly swatter, or in the case of a useless gimmick, a juicero juicing machine. Often times the technel will brag about how advanced their technology is to the point where the objects they own become their whole personality and more or less extensions of themselves. Technels are the type of people who will talk all day about all the benefits of modern day innovations, but would be left defenseless should their beloved technologies fail, and will likely attribute this failure to external factors rather than poor design. Most technels wouldn't survive 3 days in the wilderness without their little toys.
Example 1:
Technel: "The flesh is weak.. Robots are our masters!"
Regular person: "goddamn when will this technel shut up he's been hogging the mic for 20 minutes now."
Example 2: Technel brags about shoes with built in climate control, regenerative insoles, and self tying laces made of titanium cable. Technel tries to demonstrate the capabilities of the hydraulic jump feature, failing to account for the fact that the shoes have a weight limit of 130 lbs between the two of them and the engineers didn't do a very good job creating a waterproof design. Technel doesn't make it over the massive puddle they tried to jump and total their $18,000 shoes, blaming the failure on "wind conditions."
Technel: "The flesh is weak.. Robots are our masters!"
Regular person: "goddamn when will this technel shut up he's been hogging the mic for 20 minutes now."
Example 2: Technel brags about shoes with built in climate control, regenerative insoles, and self tying laces made of titanium cable. Technel tries to demonstrate the capabilities of the hydraulic jump feature, failing to account for the fact that the shoes have a weight limit of 130 lbs between the two of them and the engineers didn't do a very good job creating a waterproof design. Technel doesn't make it over the massive puddle they tried to jump and total their $18,000 shoes, blaming the failure on "wind conditions."
by Suckmytoes_77 November 09, 2023
A word used to insult tech bros, which is meant to poke fun at them for their often pretentious nature and how they will often suck the nipples of Elon musk. A technel is someone who is easily suckered into buying gimmicky gadgets just so they can drone on and on to people who couldn't care less about the specs of it. Often times the technel will wonder why nobody invites them to parties and why women don't call back after the first date.
Technel: "My cyber truck has 200 kwh of charge and goes from 0-60 in .2 seconds! It even comes with a tent option for a measly 3k extra! bet you're so jealous!"
Person: "imagine flexing the fact that you paid 80k for an overpriced Pontiac Aztec that will be completely rusted out in 6 months."
Person: "imagine flexing the fact that you paid 80k for an overpriced Pontiac Aztec that will be completely rusted out in 6 months."
by Suckmytoes_77 May 21, 2024
by Suckmytoes_77 May 10, 2024
Rat earbuds are earbuds made from a pair of ears off a dead rat's carcass, along with some spare wire. The ears of the rat function as the buds that go in your ears, while the wire functions as the cord and aux plug. Not as good as normal ear buds, but will do in a pinch.
Crafting requirements:
x2 severed rat ears
x1 spare wiring
x1 salvaged aux plug
Crafting requirements:
x2 severed rat ears
x1 spare wiring
x1 salvaged aux plug
Johnny broke his air pods and didn't have the money for a new pair so he fashioned himself a pair of rat earbuds for now until he gets paid on Friday.
by Suckmytoes_77 April 15, 2021
A condition that is almost exclusive to gen alpha. Brain rot is a deterioration of both one's critical thinking skills as well as their attention span. The root cause of brainrot has been debated, though many professionals have narrowed it down to being glued to an iPad for 8 hours a day since age 2 and skibidi toilet. The remedy for brain rot includes making actual friends, touching grass and having hobbies that don't revolve around skibidi toilet references.
Moron: "Her der skibidi toilet"
Survivor: "watch out it's one of those brainrot corpses. Don't get bitten or you'll turn into one of them."
Survivor: "watch out it's one of those brainrot corpses. Don't get bitten or you'll turn into one of them."
by Suckmytoes_77 July 02, 2024