Suckmytoes_77's definitions
Someone who's life is dominated by technology, more so than the average person. This person always has an array of gadgets on their person, such as the newest phone, watch, etc. Some of the tools they own might fill a niche role, or one that is a total gimmick, such as a shoulder-mounted automatic fly swatter, or in the case of a useless gimmick, a juicero juicing machine. Often times the technel will brag about how advanced their technology is to the point where the objects they own become their whole personality and more or less extensions of themselves. Technels are the type of people who will talk all day about all the benefits of modern day innovations, but would be left defenseless should their beloved technologies fail, and will likely attribute this failure to external factors rather than poor design. Most technels wouldn't survive 3 days in the wilderness without their little toys.
Example 1:
Technel: "The flesh is weak.. Robots are our masters!"
Regular person: "goddamn when will this technel shut up he's been hogging the mic for 20 minutes now."
Example 2: Technel brags about shoes with built in climate control, regenerative insoles, and self tying laces made of titanium cable. Technel tries to demonstrate the capabilities of the hydraulic jump feature, failing to account for the fact that the shoes have a weight limit of 130 lbs between the two of them and the engineers didn't do a very good job creating a waterproof design. Technel doesn't make it over the massive puddle they tried to jump and total their $18,000 shoes, blaming the failure on "wind conditions."
Technel: "The flesh is weak.. Robots are our masters!"
Regular person: "goddamn when will this technel shut up he's been hogging the mic for 20 minutes now."
Example 2: Technel brags about shoes with built in climate control, regenerative insoles, and self tying laces made of titanium cable. Technel tries to demonstrate the capabilities of the hydraulic jump feature, failing to account for the fact that the shoes have a weight limit of 130 lbs between the two of them and the engineers didn't do a very good job creating a waterproof design. Technel doesn't make it over the massive puddle they tried to jump and total their $18,000 shoes, blaming the failure on "wind conditions."
by Suckmytoes_77 November 8, 2023
Get the Technelmug. The shadow that results from a man who is naked. The silhouette it presents is one of the man's general figure with his schlong hanging down in the limp position. It's easier to see on guys with massive cocks because it extents further out from their body (source: your mom :) ). It's called a 6 o clock shadow because the penis pointing straight down resembles a clock when the hour hand is at 6.
"I was in the locker room with Jack and his towel fell down and-and I just couldn't resist. I looked down at the floor and he had a 6 o clock shadow."
by Suckmytoes_77 October 11, 2023
Get the 6 o clock shadowmug. A critical hit to the balls. Can happen as a result of being kicked, bumping into the edge of a counter just right, getting rhino'd but their knee hits your sack too, being towel whipped, etc. This can also arise from being hit in the crotch with a bag of nickels, a low flying pigeon, or a beanbag round fired from a shotgun. Can be a mini crit or full crit.
Person 1: "Jimmy told me he rode his BMX through a crowded subway platform and sacktapped 2 guys at once with the handlebars."l
Person 2: "Wow a double testicular crit!"
Person 2: "Wow a double testicular crit!"
by Suckmytoes_77 April 28, 2023
Get the Testicular critmug. A classy way to call someone an 'ass eater' giving off the impression that you are a classy person, even when insulting someone.
by Suckmytoes_77 April 12, 2021
Get the Ass eatertonmug. Good thing I've got a clitoon, otherwise my sheets would be soiled.
Thanks again Gary. Your mouth makes a good clitoon :)
Thanks again Gary. Your mouth makes a good clitoon :)
by Suckmytoes_77 March 11, 2024
Get the Clitoonmug. When someone is piss pilled, it means that they are generally an angry person who is always pissed off, and will likely be miserable their whole lives due to their constant irritability. Dubbed piss pill because of the whole red pill/blue pill whatever pill concept of the matrix, but unlike the other pills, the piss pill makes it's users live a live of "pissful ignorance," or live a life where everything sucks and they're always pissed off.
Person 1: "Bro what's that guy's problem? Why is he such a jerk?"
Person 2: "Ah don't mind Ryan. He's always like that. He's Piss pilled."
Person 2: "Ah don't mind Ryan. He's always like that. He's Piss pilled."
by Suckmytoes_77 November 4, 2022
Get the Piss pilledmug. An insult for someone who is part of generation Z. Based on how Z can stand for zombie. Basically an alternative word for "zoomer."
by Suckmytoes_77 April 13, 2021
Get the Zombiemug.