Suckmytoes_77's definitions

6 o clock shadow

The shadow that results from a man who is naked. The silhouette it presents is one of the man's general figure with his schlong hanging down in the limp position. It's easier to see on guys with massive cocks because it extents further out from their body (source: your mom :) ). It's called a 6 o clock shadow because the penis pointing straight down resembles a clock when the hour hand is at 6.

"I was in the locker room with Jack and his towel fell down and-and I just couldn't resist. I looked down at the floor and he had a 6 o clock shadow."

by Suckmytoes_77 October 11, 2023

Testicular crit

A critical hit to the balls. Can happen as a result of being kicked, bumping into the edge of a counter just right, getting rhino'd but their knee hits your sack too, being towel whipped, etc. This can also arise from being hit in the crotch with a bag of nickels, a low flying pigeon, or a beanbag round fired from a shotgun. Can be a mini crit or full crit.

Person 1: "Jimmy told me he rode his BMX through a crowded subway platform and sacktapped 2 guys at once with the handlebars."l

Person 2: "Wow a double testicular crit!"

by Suckmytoes_77 April 28, 2023

Ass eaterton

A classy way to call someone an 'ass eater' giving off the impression that you are a classy person, even when insulting someone.

"Don't talk about Samantha like that you ass eaterton!"

by Suckmytoes_77 April 12, 2021

Clitoon

A cup shaped container used to catch a woman's squirt so it doesn't make a mess everywhere.

Good thing I've got a clitoon, otherwise my sheets would be soiled.

Thanks again Gary. Your mouth makes a good clitoon :)

by Suckmytoes_77 March 11, 2024

Piss pilled

When someone is piss pilled, it means that they are generally an angry person who is always pissed off, and will likely be miserable their whole lives due to their constant irritability. Dubbed piss pill because of the whole red pill/blue pill whatever pill concept of the matrix, but unlike the other pills, the piss pill makes it's users live a live of "pissful ignorance," or live a life where everything sucks and they're always pissed off.

Person 1: "Bro what's that guy's problem? Why is he such a jerk?"

Person 2: "Ah don't mind Ryan. He's always like that. He's Piss pilled."

by Suckmytoes_77 November 4, 2022

Zombie

An insult for someone who is part of generation Z. Based on how Z can stand for zombie. Basically an alternative word for "zoomer."

"Stfu zombie. You're whole generation is soft asf." -Mike the Millennial

by Suckmytoes_77 April 13, 2021

Rhino

The act of running (dare I say charging) at an unsuspecting person from behind, and slamming your knee into their tailbone. Named so because it resembles a rhino's charge. Often times there is no rhyme or reason to this act, other than to be a total dick to your friends.

Example 1: "I'm about to rhino this random dude. This is gonna be hilarious."

Example 2: "GET RHINO'D BIYATCH!"

by Suckmytoes_77 April 28, 2023