Suburbanz71's definitions

Mouth breather

A person who's so unbelievably dumb, they couldn't even be bothered to breathe through their nose. To put it simply, mouth breather is another word for an idiot.

"That guy, *name here* is nothing but an inconsiderate, close-minded mouth breather!"

by Suburbanz71 February 17, 2021

Four eyes

A nickname used for a person who wears glasses, used as a minor insult or a joke

Hey, Four eyes, give me a hand with this box.

by Suburbanz71 November 6, 2017

Shiternet

An Internet connection that is slow, crappy, and lags all the time.

Dude, you're Wi-Fi sucks. Go sell your router and buy a new one so we don't have to deal with this shiternet.

by Suburbanz71 July 18, 2018

Haul ass

To do something faster or as if in a hurru

I need to haul ass if I want to get all this yard work done by nightfall.

by Suburbanz71 May 1, 2018

Calm your tits

Calm down

"Calm your tits, I didn't steal your snickers! "

by Suburbanz71 February 24, 2018

Triggered

Angry or offended.

I'm so triggered right now! Right when I had to charge my phone, the power goes out!

by Suburbanz71 November 25, 2017

Cluster fuck

a very catastrophic and uncontrollable situation or event.

"every year in late November, we have this cluster fuck of a holiday called Black Friday."

by Suburbanz71 August 20, 2018