Definitions by Suburbanz71

Calm your tits 

Calm down

"Calm your tits, I didn't steal your snickers! "

Calm your tits by Suburbanz71 February 24, 2018

Triggered 

Angry or offended.

I'm so triggered right now! Right when I had to charge my phone, the power goes out!

Triggered by Suburbanz71 November 25, 2017

Porker 

A rude name for a fat person

"I was an absolute porker before I started hitting the gym."

Porker by Suburbanz71 November 19, 2017

Lit 

Extremely cool, fun, or enjoyable.

Ex 1. Kid 1: "Hey, man, how was that semi-formal dance last night? "
Kid 2: "Aw, Dude it was lit

Ex 2. " That purple Lamborghini is lit."

Ex 3. "Those Nikes look lit. I should get myself a pair."

Lit by Suburbanz71 November 8, 2017

Don't shoot the messenger 

A term that is used to basically tell you "please don't get mad at me for saying this."

"Hey bro, don't shoot the messenger here, but I think my car might be out of gas."

Don't shoot the messenger by Suburbanz71 November 8, 2017

No shit, Sherlock. 

A derogatory term used when someone points out the obvious or to tell someone that you already know something.

"Hey, man, I think your car just blew a gasket."
"Wow, No shit, Sherlock. don't you think I know that?"

No shit, Sherlock. by Suburbanz71 November 8, 2017

McShits 

When you get diarrhea from eating too much McDonald's.

"Dude, I've had enough of these goddamn McShits. That's it! I'm done with McDonalds!"

McShits by Suburbanz71 November 7, 2017