Radio Werewolf

An eighties goth rock band famous for songs referencing Charles Manson, necrophilia, and demon worship.

Fronted by Nikolas Schreck and three others, two of which left in the late 80s and were replaced by Schreck's wife, Zeena Lavey (Daughter of Anton Lavey.)

The band released three albums and a collection of solo tracks.

The band ceased in 1992, and two former members formed the band "Symphony of Terror."
Radio Werewolf's song "Incubus" encouraged small girls to have sex with demons.
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Preps

The most annoying and useless people on the Earth.

While many groups of people such as nerds, hippies and punks try to change the world for the better through activism and technology, preps spend nine tenths of their time looking down upon others, using their typically upper class parents to buy them things which make others envious.

However, don't worry about them too much; since they tend to drink heavily and go to shitty colleges, many preps find themselves unable to function in society and end up working for their parents, who are generally lawyers or self employed salespeople. Their more worthy parents wind up hating them and they take up jobs at IHOP or Walmart and get old and hideous.

Their idols are generally as shallow as they are, and include any boy band they can find, and typically STD infested sluts like Hannah Montana and Miley Ray Cyrus.

Young preps tend to watch High School Musical; older preps can't afford a TV.

They tend to be Republicans, and pretend to be devout Christians, while drinking more than the average Irish Catholic minister.
Nerd: Audrey and her friends are such preps I wish they would die.
Hippie: Yeah but she'll be working night shift at McDonalds in five years once I graduate from UVM and you get out of Yale.
Punk: Hey forget her ass, let's go burn down the army navy store.
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Satan

A nonexistent figure created based off of older, pagan religious symbols for the purpose of scaring young impressionable children into believing in god... another nonexistent character ALSO based on earlier, PAGAN religious symbols and beliefs.

Come on people don't be airheads.
Satan isn't real and neither is Jesus.
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Colin Newman

A punk/experimental rock artist from the late seventies and eighties who produced the song "Alone," found on the soundtrack to "Silence of the Lambs."

Was formerly a member of the band "Wire."
Man 1: Colin Newman makes some frigging weird shit.
Man 2: I know, I went to a concert and shit in a soda can so I could slop the filthy mix on my face and make out with my transvestite girlfriends.
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Nikolas Schreck

The lead vocalist for the legendary neogothic eighties band "Radio Werewolf."

Also founder of the werewolf order, husband of Zeena Lavey (Anton Lavey's daughter" and high ranking member of the Temple of Set. Former member of the Church of Satan. Supporter of Charles Manson.
Nikolas Schreck is singing, so shut the fuck up you fat ugly whore!
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Bestiality

The sexual act of fucking someone until you almost achieve climax, then ramming your prick into the dog's asshole and slamming it full of jizz.
I pulled a bestiality on the dog yesterday.
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Duncan Construction

The business owned by the most famous noncelebrity soundboard prank of all time.

On Youtube there are easily a thousand videos of soundboard calls using Frank, the owner of Duncan Construction.
Duncan Construction. This is Frank how'r yew?

Awwww fuggew yew stewpid cawksucker.
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