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Nikolas Schreck

The lead vocalist for the legendary neogothic eighties band "Radio Werewolf."

Also founder of the werewolf order, husband of Zeena Lavey (Anton Lavey's daughter" and high ranking member of the Temple of Set. Former member of the Church of Satan. Supporter of Charles Manson.
Nikolas Schreck is singing, so shut the fuck up you fat ugly whore!
by Styxhexenhammer August 28, 2009
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Emo

The other definitions of emo are all made by wankers.

I'm tired of seeing entries either saying all emos are self harming and self obsessed bastards or that they're perfectly normal and all a bunch of fucking lovable people.

Fact is, they're just like every other sorry-ass clique; some of them are cool and some of them suck more dick than a gay pedophile in a preschool bathroom.
Emo: We're normal!
Emo Hater: Emos all suck!
Person with common sense: Some emos are pieces of shit, and some emos are perfectly alright!
by Styxhexenhammer August 30, 2009
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The Magic Mushrooms

A relatively obscure mid sixties psychedelic rock band, which recorded only one album, featuring "It's A Happening" and "Let the Rain Be Me."

The band joins such others as HP Lovecraft and The Lemon Drops in this area of music.

Also amanita muscaria, a type of hallucinogenic northern mushroom containing high levels of muscimol, which causes euphoria and hallucinations when ingested.
The magic mushrooms I listened to made me happy, but the ones I ate made me happier.
by Styxhexenhammer August 30, 2009
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Colin Newman

The lead singer of the late seventies, early eighties punk band "Wire." Who went solo in the eighties to produce several albums, including the moderately successful song "Alone" which appeared on the soundtrack to "Silence of the Lambs."
by Styxhexenhammer August 30, 2009
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HP Lovecraft

A psychedelic rock band that was active during the sixties, producing several albums. Their work includes "Mobius Trip," perhaps their most popular song, as well as a modest number of bootleg live recordings.

HP Lovecraft is also a bestselling macabre literature autgghor from the earlier days of the 20th century.
HP Lovecraft makes some bizarre music.
by Styxhexenhammer August 30, 2009
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Cancer Nugget

Every once in a while in pollution-drenched third world nations a chicken mcnugget is created containing hazardous waste before it is frozen and sent to the USA.

These nuggets glow in the dark and are said to have healing powers if shot through a particle accelerator and drenched in sodium hydroxide.
I ate a cancer nugget and now my stomach is more full of tumors than Shaq after a plateful of double cheeseburgers.
by Styxhexenhammer December 13, 2009
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Intestinal Disgorge

An amazing goregrind band with nice wholesome titles like "Swimming in Child Innards" and "Pussy Gristle."
Intestinal Disgorge is amazing goregrind/pornogore.
by Styxhexenhammer August 28, 2009
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