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Definitions by Styxhexenhammer

Duncan Construction

The largest prank calling company in the world based in Stilwell Oklahoma.

Wilford Brimley

He'd like to talk to yeh abou' diabeetus.
Wilford Brimley would like to talk to yeh abou' diabeetus.
A large rural state that shares its name with Hannah Montana; the most worthless preppie pop culture star since the Olsen Twins, ironically it is noted as being exceptionally boring but is still more entertaining than Hannah Montana.
Hannah Montana is less interesting than Montana. This will change when she grows up and begins making lude videos with the Olsen Twins.
Montana by Styxhexenhammer December 29, 2009

Cancer Nugget 

Every once in a while in pollution-drenched third world nations a chicken mcnugget is created containing hazardous waste before it is frozen and sent to the USA.

These nuggets glow in the dark and are said to have healing powers if shot through a particle accelerator and drenched in sodium hydroxide.
I ate a cancer nugget and now my stomach is more full of tumors than Shaq after a plateful of double cheeseburgers.
Cancer Nugget by Styxhexenhammer December 13, 2009
A nonexistent figure created based off of older, pagan religious symbols for the purpose of scaring young impressionable children into believing in god... another nonexistent character ALSO based on earlier, PAGAN religious symbols and beliefs.

Come on people don't be airheads.
Satan isn't real and neither is Jesus.
Satan by Styxhexenhammer November 29, 2009

Duncan Construction

The business owned by the most famous noncelebrity soundboard prank of all time.

On Youtube there are easily a thousand videos of soundboard calls using Frank, the owner of Duncan Construction.
Duncan Construction. This is Frank how'r yew?

Awwww fuggew yew stewpid cawksucker.

Deathrock 

A style of post-punk rock music which came into being in the late 1970s and early 1980s in the Los Angeles area, and later in Europe.

Some popular bands of this genre are Christian Death, 45 Grave, Kommunity FK, Radio Werewolf, and Voodoo Church.

Basically, this music was post punk rock with a spooky or occultic edge to it which would later influence gothic rock.
Radio Werewolf is a good Deathrock band.
Deathrock by Styxhexenhammer November 27, 2009