relative

someone 2 fuck

i like to fuck my relatives often

by Stupid Af July 12, 2021

stiff cock

an object that ive shoved up my arse

guy 1: hey did u know that jake fucked riley with his stiff cock last night?
guy 2: omg such poggers!!!!!!

by Stupid Af July 12, 2021

Me

The best motherfucker there is.

Not you.

Me. I am better than all of you.

by Stupid Af June 28, 2021

Name Definition

pointless type of definition used 99% of time to make the person with the name reading that happy

sometimes also used to meme another person or a troll making it

Guy 1: *searches name definition* Alright. John.
14 year old girl on urbandictionary: OMG JOHN IS SO CUTE AND FUNNY I LUV HIM😳😳😳💖💖💖💖💖💖
Guy 1: stfu.

by Stupid Af July 18, 2021

fricksuality

kid friendly way of saying sexuality

straight man: my fricksuality is homosexual

by Stupid Af July 08, 2021

Dream

a fucking cunt nobody should like him
hes an ugly fatass pissbaby twink who likes sucking georges cock
he also cheated in a minecrafted speedrun

Dream fucking sucks mate

by Stupid Af June 27, 2021

Michael

Nickname given to a average bro. obsessed w/ sports, video games, either kinda fat or strong, laidback, cool, just a chill dude in general.

Michael is a two of a kind, but is still pretty cool.

by Stupid Af July 25, 2021