schmicker

the English corruption of the ancient (circa 1960's USA) phrase "schmuck, her." The phrase was doubly derogatory. It was used among heterosexual males to indicate worthless specimens of the species, as well as to further belittle said specimens by implying a highly effeminate nature. Eventually, an unwilligness to expend much energy on such "shmucks" prompted speakers to contract the phrase into "Schmicker," its current incarnation.
"Check out that Schmicker."
by Stud March 17, 2005
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melvin chu

melvin chu - to be studly, sexy, and godlike.
"Dood, you are soooooooooooo melvin chu"

"Aww dood that's the ultimate compliment!!!"
by Stud December 22, 2004
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Demon Semen

A term usually used by a guy to describe the potency of his semen.
"I think she wants a taste of my demon semen."
by Stud April 11, 2005
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Guy Thing

A concept that men find natural, but women find confusing or annoying.
"Do you have to celebrate after every touchdown?"

"It's a guy thing. You wouldn't understand."
by Stud April 11, 2005
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God Bomb

Polite, slang term for "Goddammit."
Mike dropped a god bomb when he stubbed his toe.
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John Kerry

1. A monument in North Vietnam next to a similar monument of Jane Fonda (Hanoi Jane), thanking him for his war protesting back in the United States which the Vietnamese believed helped them win the Vietnam war by destroying United States morale at home and causing people to spit on soldiers and call them baby killers when they didn't know what the fuck actually went on in Vietnam when women and children would walk up to soldiers with bombs strapped to them.
2. An idiot who marries rich women to help advance his career.
3. A candidate in the 2004 election who doesn't stand for anything and only attacks President Bush about what Bush has done wrong and not how Kerry will fix it himself.
I wouldn't vote for Kerry, even if I was bent over and forced to take it in the ass.
by Stud August 18, 2006
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Bulk Up

A male definition. Adding muscle mass or weight by going to the gym frequently and eating a high-protein diet.
Q: Dude, why are you eating so much meat?
A: I'm trying to bulk up.
by Stud April 11, 2005
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