Stretch's definitions

bum barnacle

noun. A small particle of excrement missed by the wipee.

'I thought my underpants were wearing thin, then I discovered an infestation of bum barnacles'.

by Stretch October 3, 2003

swass

this is a description of when your ass getting really swetty. its a combination of sweat and ass. used as a verb, it is when you stick your sweaty ass on someone, usually in the face.

"Demo was pissing my off and wouldn't shut the fuck up up so i swassed him right in the face1'

by stretch May 2, 2003

teke

The best fucking fraternity in the whole fucking world!

Tau Kappa Epsilon is redefining fraternity

by stretch October 26, 2004

f'real

a guy with a larger than normal sausage

dude, is that thing f'real?

by stretch October 27, 2004

one ball zach hall

a guy named zach hall that has only one ball.

zach lacks one in his sack!

by stretch February 27, 2005

kappa beta gamma

a sweet ass, bitch'en sorority. Full of wonderful and lovely people who make your world a wonderful place.

Stacey is one of those sweet ass kappa's. Damn she's fine!

by stretch October 27, 2004

Bungary

filthy, gross, yucky

Did you see that girls teeth? They were all bungary!!

by stretch June 19, 2006