bum barnacle

noun. A small particle of excrement missed by the wipee.
'I thought my underpants were wearing thin, then I discovered an infestation of bum barnacles'.
by Stretch October 03, 2003
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up chuck

a guy you vomits all the time because he can't hold his liquer.....pussy
by stretch October 25, 2004
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Stretch

Ashely Storey is stretch
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f'real

a guy with a larger than normal sausage
dude, is that thing f'real?
by stretch October 27, 2004
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teke

The best fucking fraternity in the whole fucking world!
by stretch October 26, 2004
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Bungary

Did you see that girls teeth? They were all bungary!!
by stretch June 19, 2006
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one ball zach hall

a guy named zach hall that has only one ball.
zach lacks one in his sack!
by stretch February 27, 2005
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