Stormtrooper X's definitions

tarmacing the drive

To go far a massive dump

He's been in there for hours, he must be tarmacing the drive

by Stormtrooper X March 9, 2018

twatery

A place where twats are known to frequent

I.e. large retail outlet

What a twatery that place is

by Stormtrooper X October 20, 2017

bombay quickstep

Having the needs to urgently visit the toilet, the runs, the trots.

Joseph ate something spicey last night, that has clearly given him the bombay quickstep

by Stormtrooper X October 30, 2017

pulled out fireplace

A large looking or cavernous vagina

She's got a fanny like a pulled out fireplace!

by Stormtrooper X October 20, 2017

community igloo

A large council owned salt dome used for storing salt for gritting roads during the winter.

Cor blimey its cold, lets all gather in the community igloo

by Stormtrooper X March 11, 2018

twatery

A place where twats are known to frequent

I.e. large retail outlet

What a twatery that place is

by Stormtrooper X October 20, 2017

gobshitery

The art of being a major gobshite or many people gobshiteing

Ive had enough of all this gobshitery

by Stormtrooper X October 22, 2017