bombay quickstep

Having the needs to urgently visit the toilet, the runs, the trots.

Joseph ate something spicey last night, that has clearly given him the bombay quickstep

by Stormtrooper X October 30, 2017

firing the mud cannon

Using the loo, on the log flume

Julian went missing shortly before dinner last night. It wasn't until we were on the fish course that Jeeves heard him firing the mud cannon

by Stormtrooper X October 31, 2017

community igloo

A large council owned salt dome used for storing salt for gritting roads during the winter.

Cor blimey its cold, lets all gather in the community igloo

by Stormtrooper X March 11, 2018

tarmacing the drive

To go far a massive dump

He's been in there for hours, he must be tarmacing the drive

by Stormtrooper X March 09, 2018

twatery

A place where twats are known to frequent

I.e. large retail outlet

What a twatery that place is

by Stormtrooper X October 20, 2017

twatery

A place where twats are known to frequent

I.e. large retail outlet

What a twatery that place is

by Stormtrooper X October 20, 2017

pulled out fireplace

A large looking or cavernous vagina

She's got a fanny like a pulled out fireplace!

by Stormtrooper X October 20, 2017