Definitions by Stingy Guts

Father O'Malley

The perpetrator of your Catholic coworker's childhood sexual trauma.

Bradyn was Father O'Malley's preferred altar boy.

Father O'Malley by Stingy Guts October 3, 2023

Dirty Side Of The Bed 

When you run off a batch before going to sleep —letting it fly and land where it may— and then roll over to sleep in the clean part of the bed.

You act nonplussed when I told you about my Dirty Side Of The Bed, like you've never laid in your own filth before.

Dirty Side Of The Bed by Stingy Guts October 2, 2023

Boss Sauce 

The sweet succulent drops of power dripping down from the bossage onto the wanting lips of a yes man or brown nose.

Went after the bossage so hard they've got boss sauce dripping down their lips

Boss Sauce by Stingy Guts August 8, 2023

Bossage 

Portmanteau of "boss sausage", as in boss's cock. The object of desire for someone so thirsty for the taste of authority they follow the boss around willing and waiting, hoping for a mouthful.

Bladyn is such a brown nose, he's hungry for that bossage, slupring up that boss sauce

Bossage by Stingy Guts August 8, 2023

Stingy Guts 

When you put in substantial time and effort, and that prude still wont come off them guts to let you smash.

Blazyn got the stingy guts, wont come off the bussy even after the 3rd date.

Stingy Guts by Stingy Guts February 7, 2023

Horse Trade 

A disingenuous deal where one party knowingly conceals the quality of a good/service in a way that the other party perceives the deal as being better than it actually is.

Joel horse traded me on that bed frame. He said it was for a queen-size mattress, I took his word for it and didn't notice it was full-sized until I got it home. Now I have a bed frame I can't use!

Horse Trade by Stingy Guts May 27, 2021