When you put in substantial time and effort, and that prude still wont come off them guts to let you smash.
by Stingy Guts February 07, 2023
When you run off a batch before going to sleep —letting it fly and land where it may— and then roll over to sleep in the clean part of the bed.
You act nonplussed when I told you about my Dirty Side Of The Bed, like you've never laid in your own filth before.
by Stingy Guts October 02, 2023
A disingenuous deal where one party knowingly conceals the quality of a good/service in a way that the other party perceives the deal as being better than it actually is.
Joel horse traded me on that bed frame. He said it was for a queen-size mattress, I took his word for it and didn't notice it was full-sized until I got it home. Now I have a bed frame I can't use!
by Stingy Guts May 27, 2021
by Stingy Guts November 07, 2023
The sweet succulent drops of power dripping down from the bossage onto the wanting lips of a yes man or brown nose.
by Stingy Guts August 08, 2023
Thought I could push out a squeeker, no, no I could not. Had to throw away my drawers after farting with disaster.
by Stingy Guts February 05, 2024