Ass

The other vagina

Stingy guts wouldn't let me up they ass.

by Stingy Guts February 05, 2024

Dirty Side Of The Bed

When you run off a batch before going to sleep —letting it fly and land where it may— and then roll over to sleep in the clean part of the bed.

You act nonplussed when I told you about my Dirty Side Of The Bed, like you've never laid in your own filth before.

by Stingy Guts October 02, 2023

Bossage

Portmanteau of "boss sausage", as in boss's cock. The object of desire for someone so thirsty for the taste of authority they follow the boss around willing and waiting, hoping for a mouthful.

Bladyn is such a brown nose, he's hungry for that bossage, slupring up that boss sauce

by Stingy Guts August 08, 2023

Uncle Game

The special games your uncle would play with you. His love for you kept secret and hidden. If you close your eyes you can still feel the caress of his hot whiskey breath and stubble on the back of your neck.

Blady's favorite Uncle Game to play was Sports Physical.

by Stingy Guts October 10, 2023

Father O'Malley

The perpetrator of your Catholic coworker's childhood sexual trauma.

Bradyn was Father O'Malley's preferred altar boy.

by Stingy Guts October 03, 2023

Cockmeat

Chicken, specifically the meat of a chicken (prepared/served in any variety of way)

Braden sure does love eating that cockmeat. Look at him go, gobbles it up.

by Stingy Guts November 07, 2023

Horse Trade

A disingenuous deal where one party knowingly conceals the quality of a good/service in a way that the other party perceives the deal as being better than it actually is.

Joel horse traded me on that bed frame. He said it was for a queen-size mattress, I took his word for it and didn't notice it was full-sized until I got it home. Now I have a bed frame I can't use!

by Stingy Guts May 27, 2021