Stingy Guts's definitions

diet bussy

Vagina

The let me up in them guts the other night, diet bussy, but atleast they wasn't stingy about it

by Stingy Guts March 14, 2024

Dirty Side Of The Bed

When you run off a batch before going to sleep —letting it fly and land where it may— and then roll over to sleep in the clean part of the bed.

You act nonplussed when I told you about my Dirty Side Of The Bed, like you've never laid in your own filth before.

by Stingy Guts October 2, 2023

Stingy Guts

When you put in substantial time and effort, and that prude still wont come off them guts to let you smash.

Blazyn got the stingy guts, wont come off the bussy even after the 3rd date.

by Stingy Guts February 7, 2023

Uncle Game

The special games your uncle would play with you. His love for you kept secret and hidden. If you close your eyes you can still feel the caress of his hot whiskey breath and stubble on the back of your neck.

Blady's favorite Uncle Game to play was Sports Physical.

by Stingy Guts October 10, 2023

Bossage

Portmanteau of "boss sausage", as in boss's cock. The object of desire for someone so thirsty for the taste of authority they follow the boss around willing and waiting, hoping for a mouthful.

Bladyn is such a brown nose, he's hungry for that bossage, slupring up that boss sauce

by Stingy Guts August 8, 2023

Father O'Malley

The perpetrator of your Catholic coworker's childhood sexual trauma.

Bradyn was Father O'Malley's preferred altar boy.

by Stingy Guts October 3, 2023

Farting With Disaster

When you risk it on a fart and shit your pants.

Thought I could push out a squeeker, no, no I could not. Had to throw away my drawers after farting with disaster.

by Stingy Guts February 5, 2024