Definitions by Steven Herraiz
poopening
a major event of defacation, brought on by overeating, gastro-intestinal distress, accident, or a long bout of constipation
So I guess I shouldn't have scarfed down those three bean burritos and the had that triple latte, because I went home and had a poopening.
poopening by Steven Herraiz July 6, 2014
Cock Block
Man, it's a good thing there was a cock block in the men's room at the San Francisco airport. I didn't want any guy checking out my junk.
Cock Block by Steven Herraiz July 1, 2014
sportsumption
the assumption one makes that another person is a fan of a current sport, usually made during a major event in the sport
So my boss said, "who do you like in the big game?"
I had no idea who was playing or what sport he was talking about.
I hate when people make a sportsumption. I hate sports.
I had no idea who was playing or what sport he was talking about.
I hate when people make a sportsumption. I hate sports.
sportsumption by Steven Herraiz July 1, 2014
trawling for skank
desperately sex with someone you wouldn't normally not seek sex from because you have failed repeatedly and the night is almost over
It was 2 AM and i had no luck and I hit on everyone in the club. I'm in the parking lot and see this beastly creature and, so, yeah, I was trawling for skank.
trawling for skank by Steven Herraiz March 18, 2014
grabby grandpa
an elderly, lecherous male patron of an adult video arcade who is physically and/or socially aggressive with other male patrons in the pursuit of sex
grabby grandpa by Steven Herraiz August 16, 2009
lionfag
a male homosexual with a 1980's poofed out, mullet-based hair style. Due to the advent of hair gel (and the help of a blow dryer), lion fags could make elaborate, grandiose hair-don'ts, which could resemble the mane of a lion.
lionfag by Steven Herraiz February 1, 2008