Steven's definitions

taboo tuesday

A strange WWE concept where the fans decide the matches.

The fans decided to put Shawn Michaels in the Taboo Tuesday World Title match.

by Steven October 30, 2004

ned

a smelly tramp who drinks a lot and feels tough in a crowd . Will pick a fight if you walk in their air zone and will pick a fight if you dont

female neds get pregnant at 8 and have 30 children by the time they are 12.

male neds will sleep with ugly female neds who probably have a gold ring up their cunt.

Neds wear lots of cheap jewellery made by an immigrant

Neds are unemployed but still manage to survive

I will wipe them out in due course

Am no a ned ya pure bas

by Steven October 28, 2004

Vajeje

A Type of pornography, that is drawn. It resembles anime pornography but is more mature and more artistic.

Hey Doug, do you still have that vajeje, I have the house to myself, if you know what I mean. And I do mean I am going to masturbate.

by Steven October 27, 2004

claim jumper

any person who moves in on someone else's significant other AFTER they've been schooled in the finer art of sexual experimentation by yourself

That claim jumping bastard Kyle! I taught Jenny everything I knew about wild sexual shit, then he makes a move on her.

by Steven October 26, 2004

hallmark headlock

When a girl is convinced by society at large, and her friends, that she is NOTHING unless she is in a relationship(engaged or married)in order to please her peers and to prove her womanhood.

Kyle never goes out anymore. That bitch Jenny has him in a Hallmark Headlock!!

by Steven October 25, 2004

Shtave

Shtave is the Netherlands name for Steven, also meaning coffee shop homeboy.

Hey look, its Shtave in the coffee shop smoking a big fat cannon

by Steven October 19, 2004

scheiße chic

German in style, maybe a little goth, perhaps rude, and way too goddamn cool for you. Best characterized by the band Interpol.

Ew, Interpol is SO scheiße chic, I hate/love them.

by steven October 14, 2004