Steve Austin's definitions

craptum craptorium

The inner sanctum of crap

Quick Robin, we must get to the craptum craptorium, before it is too late.

by steve austin August 18, 2004

log out

To expel fecal material, resembling the shape of a log.

"Before we leave, I'm going to hit the can and log out."

by Steve Austin April 25, 2003

craptinction

When you go into the woods to take a crap and accidentallly wipe out an entire ant colony.

Those ants are on the road to craptinction

by steve austin July 21, 2004

crapitextrous

The ability to crap anywhere, anytime in any conditions

Did you see Dave crap on MT Everest that dude is way crapitextrous

by steve austin July 22, 2004

Crapintines Day

When you're single and nauseated by all the supposedly "happy" couples making goo goo eyes and calling each other shmoopy around you.

Great another fucking Crapintines Day alone

by steve austin September 19, 2005

crapetorium

Where craps go to die

I have to drop something off at the crapetorium

by steve austin July 23, 2004

crapology

the study of feces to predict the future

Crapology is an ancient and venerated practice going back to the dawn of mankind

by steve austin July 21, 2004