Get the tap the keg mug.Someone who lives by the sarcastic comments made by the character Jack O'neill on the show Stargate SG-1
"For crying out loud!" "Ok, General, without meaning, this time, to sound like a smartass, are you cracked?" "Alright, if you're going to go ahead with it, I want to make sure you get one thing right. It's 'O'Neill' with two 'L's' There's another Colonel O'Neil with only one 'L'--he has no sense of humor at all."
Yes, I have no life whatsoever.
Yes, I have no life whatsoever.
by Steve January 13, 2005
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a small round nut dipped several times in butter. Eaten by the most obese of wisconsin society (Mrs. Hose).
Butternut(s) can be used in many diffrent recipes for instance the butternut candy bar...1 stick of butter with large butter nuts protruding from every inch of its surface.
Butternut(s) can be used in many diffrent recipes for instance the butternut candy bar...1 stick of butter with large butter nuts protruding from every inch of its surface.
She dipped her husbands small genitals in BUTTERNUT sauce before she licked them clean.
You little shit, give me my god damn butter nuts before i fucken cream my jeans and fucken eat your ass out.
Mrs. Hose shrilled in pleasure as she rammed her face full of the delectable butter nut.
And one final example!
Mrs Hose bathed in the butter nut as she squirted butternut shampoo over every inch of her 500lb body.
You little shit, give me my god damn butter nuts before i fucken cream my jeans and fucken eat your ass out.
Mrs. Hose shrilled in pleasure as she rammed her face full of the delectable butter nut.
And one final example!
Mrs Hose bathed in the butter nut as she squirted butternut shampoo over every inch of her 500lb body.
by Steve January 12, 2005
Get the butternut mug.The male stoner's version of the pill. Just smoking way too many blunts over an extended period of time leaves the stoner's cojones atrophied and shootin' serious blanks. Ideal for keeping the stoner population down, but it's not like half of them have the motivation to accidentally procreate anyway.
Girl: "Ooh, Marco! Take me now! But you do have protection, right?"
Stoner: "Baby, please. I'm on the blunt! Hell, I have no idea what's goin on."
Stoner: "Baby, please. I'm on the blunt! Hell, I have no idea what's goin on."
by Steve March 03, 2004
Get the On the Blunt mug.When one proceeds to phart and releases fecal matter into his/her undergarment. (the reason we wear undergarments in the first place)
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