Steve's definitions

Vaguba

A word that evolved from the intentional mis-typing of vagina (moving right hand over to the left 1 key on the 'home keys') and can be successfully used in conversation without resulting in a slap to the face.

Man, I could really go for some sweet vaguba right about now.

by Steve May 2, 2004

sparkler

You cum on a girl's face and throw glitter on it afterwards

Your face is shimmering now that I've shot my wad on it!

by Steve December 4, 2004

DC

Desert combat, a very popular battlefield1942 modification, also won gamespy mod of the year 2003 and numerous other.

mofo : IM COMIN BACK
Georgy : OH shit the a10 is coming back for another camping, GET THE STINGER OUT
Georgy killed mofo
mofo: FUCKING STINGER NOOB

by steve March 4, 2004

Sorel

The fourth oldest town in Canada, Sorel is a small suburban town in Quebec, an hour's drive north east of Montreal.
Sorel was recently fused with its rival town, Tracy.

Sorel is a shitty town with over 95% of the population consisting of white francophone racists. Rearrange the letters in Sorel and you get the word loser.

(in french) "Hey man, I saw a black guy today!" "Wow! Really? Is it true what they say about their skin colour really being black?"

"I'm bored. Let's separate Quebec from Canada to spark years of controversy and hate from other Canadians."

by Steve August 30, 2004

Rescue Toaster

Not actually a toaster at all, a small robot who's primary function is to collect objects from the ground that it desires, such as teeth, to make a necklace. When attacked will retaliate with a large stilson wrench.

See: Sealab 2021

"Some Sort of Rescue Toaster!! Thank God!!"

by Steve March 3, 2005

broadband

Connection to The Internet, with a data carrying capacity of 512*kbps (kilobits per second), or more. Typically supplied to home users by a traditional or cable telco.

* - refers to downstream speed. upstream is typically lower with asymmetrical connections(such as ADSL)

I've just upgraded my Internet connection to broadband

by Steve January 24, 2005

hippie

A pacifist who is often tormented by stupid stero-types as lazyness, being drug addled, and smelling.

Jesus was a Capricorn he ate organice food,
he believed in love and peace and never wore no shores, sandels, long hair, beard and a funky bunch of friends, reckon we would nail him up if he came down agian.

See Jesus Christ

by Steve January 25, 2004