Steve's definitions

Fonz maneuver

A sexual maneuver first derived by the ladies man, which involves inserting both thumbs up a ladies butt, like the fonz.

"you gotta get a thumb up in there like matter o' fact get two thumbs in there like the fonze eeeyy"

by steve November 16, 2003

sharpy

Computer genius (bill gates, eat your heart out!)(lol).Super genius.
The older breed of sharpies tend to have a boring job, be grumpy old men,have no apparent sex drive or humour drive.

Often have a cowan or baldie in tow , or, in this case,a person of lower intelligence.

by steve January 12, 2005

Linzi

Blonde, blue eyes, 5'8 and a crackin figure. (In other words tasty!!!)

(Boy see's a girl with - see above)
Wow, she's Linzi!!!

by Steve June 6, 2003

meatneck

a man whose neck-mass dwarfs his brain-mass, generally resulting in profound language skills such as repeated use of the phrases "whateva man" and "lissen you when im talkin"

Vin Deisel

by steve January 16, 2004

G.N.S

G.N.S - Gossip News and Scandal. Invented by a bored Civil servant Bill 'The Knowledge' Chapman working for an Incompetent Quango. GNS is spread around the organisation in an attempt to make a Miserably Stagnant job a little more bearable.

Here comes Bill with another jucy piece of GNS. I wonder whos been shagging in the stock room this week.

by Steve November 7, 2003

cornpump

unwanted,useless item or person

"the cornpump was for sale,but I wasn't buyin'..." "...some cornpump took my seat at the bar"

by steve June 4, 2004

RIAA

A bunch of retarded music industry democrats who sue the entire country while sucking Bill Clinton's dick.

The RIAA's breath smells like Bill Clinton's dick.

by Steve October 18, 2003