chode

boy with a dick that is wider than it is long

yo dat boy such a virgin he prob'ly got a chode

by steve November 19, 2003

catastrophise

To describe an event in a horrific, gruesome, and tragic way.

I tend to catastrophise when explain my thoughts of the war on terrorism.

by Steve May 13, 2005

emo out

to sit and sulk about ones love life while cranking winey emo music.

Sarah stood up Steve, so Steve decided to go home and emo out.

by steve November 07, 2004

FILA

Finally I LEFT Africa

by steve May 09, 2003

schwonk

colloq. A huge wad of man fat. A generous serving of gentleman's relish.

Oops- Sorry Janet- I appear to have got a swonk on your mother's curtains.

by Steve September 26, 2003

Michigan State

A good university in East Lansing Michigan with lots of chicks (nice). But the pricks aren't so nice and they out-number the chicks 10 to 1. They are the most unbearable fans in college sports. Many of them are wanna be drunks who puke it up after smoking a joint. Oh and you may own UM in Basketball, but the football counts the most! That's 4 in a row lost to Michigan now!

Parody of the Michigan State fight song;

Puke your beer up,
beat your girl.
Set you couch on fire!
Smoke a joint,
and tip cop cars.
It's time to riot in East Lansing!

Choke on tear gas,
go to jail.
You're gonna loose it's true.
Fight Fight Rah Team Fight,
victory for Maze and Blue!

by steve November 14, 2005

bocked

Taking any problem and blowing it up into a crisis level event. defbock

The customer was a little worried about our schedule, then John came in and bocked up our proposed solution. Now everyone is in a panic.

by Steve June 05, 2003